The Pittsburgh Gazette just fired an editorial cartoonist for skewering Trump.
Oh Eddie, I love you!
Got a Japanese beetle problem? Save the ashes from cleaning the grill. Go out at night to the infested plant or tree and shake it over them: it will break their joints and they will fall off, dying, fertilizing the tree. Don’t do this to pears—it burns the leaves. But thicker-leaved trees do just fine with it. Saved my cherry tree this way.
Walla Walla Wash, and Kalamazoo!
Did he open that piece of paper first and make sure it said what she wanted him to think it said?
I discovered that bird poop bleaches wool put outside to dry, but it would not exactly be how you want to go blond.
I know, I really need TWO double-ovens, right?
One of the Frank Baum Oz books has a character that does that. Thank you for the happy memory!