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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 03, 2021

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    stevesilver48  2 months ago

    A rather karmic Heaven in this case, eh?

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    willispate  2 months ago

    Hell’s Buffet, Party of 1, Your Table Is Ready.

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    suv2000  2 months ago

    If God didn’t want us to eat chickens pigs and cows he wouldn’t have made them so tasty

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    eastern.woods.metal  2 months ago

    By the looks of him I’d say he’s eaten a lot of BBQ. Might make him king ( size )

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    Baarorso  2 months ago

    He’s doomed. He had a cow and pigged out on meat! ;D

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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    When pigs fly.

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    Aussie Down Under  2 months ago

    When your chickens come home to roost.

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    Aussie Down Under  2 months ago

    Sometimes you just have a cow of a day.

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    wallylm  2 months ago

    Seeing those three together reminds me of an old series of commercials for a local restaurant chain which each featured one of the animals, in the voices of John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart, and Alfred Hitchcock (guess for which ones), trying to persuade viewers to choose the others when ordering their meals.

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    Alabama Al  2 months ago

    Speaking of vacations, it looks like Wiley is on one. This cartoon is a blast from the past, copywrite 2017.

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    If God hadn’t wanted us to eat meat, he’d have made the animals of tofu.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 2 months ago

    Animal Heaven.

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    enoch  2 months ago

    Considering what has been wrought in God’s name, there is no problem of judgement.

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    Kind&Kinder  2 months ago

    He’s gonna get more than a light ribbing from his judges!

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    GreasyOldTam  2 months ago

    Hey. They were already dead when they arrived at my door.

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    Enter.Name.Here  2 months ago

    Saint Peter is a racist. He never let’s the deer, trout and slugs sub-in.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  2 months ago

    You’ve heard about “Comedy Central Roast”? Well, NOW it’s time to roast YOU!

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    admiree2  2 months ago

    There’s a note here that says you like a good hot fire. Well, we aim to please The King.

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    keenanthelibrarian  2 months ago

    Obviously sent ’em off to paradise that much sooner …

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    Qiset  2 months ago

    He was doing God’s work by helping all those animals go to heaven.

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    Say What?  2 months ago

    It wasn’t good to be the king in Louis XVI’s case, either.

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    Sanspareil  2 months ago

    Bless the beasts and the children! Looks like the “King” is headed for the ultimate barbecue!

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    franki_g  2 months ago

    Vegans are feeling smug & vindicated

    but still weak ;)

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    dot-the-I  2 months ago

    I suggest to my vegan friends that if God didn’t want us to eat meat, we wouldn’t have cuspid teeth.

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    backyardcowboy  2 months ago

    Does the chicken now have 2 sets of wings?

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    MMMMMMMM! Bacon!

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    RitaGB  2 months ago

    My spouse is from Coweta County GA and Sprayberry’s is the best BBQ in town! I saved this one when it first ran in the paper.

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    Lawrence.S  2 months ago

    Is there an appellate circuit?

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    kartis  2 months ago

    Pigs are flying!!

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    Redd Panda  2 months ago

    Have you noticed the obituaries of ‘’B-B-Q’’ kings, so often note the age at passing as Fifty something? There is a correlation. Note how the Gentleman is drawn.

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  2 months ago

    When the Farmer’s wife heard that the sheep could talk, the Farmer only said that the sheep lies.

    That’s how he ended up here in the first place.

    His only comment was, “I was supposed to get 72 Virgins here! Where are the other 69?”

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 2 months ago

    At least there’ll be plenty of coals where he’s going.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Might as well own it dude. I’m thinking you have another date with a Barbeque ahead of you.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’ll vouch for him!

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    PoodleGroomer  2 months ago

    All of the seasonings and spices in rub and sauce are coconspirators.

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    JosephShriver  2 months ago

    Nothing wrong with eating meat, just eating too much of it

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    He never expected to be grilled at the Pearly Gates.

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    chris.whalen544 Premium Member 2 months ago

    I like the angel wings on the chicken! Given that chickens already have wings. :D

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    admiree2  2 months ago

    This toon brings up so many philosophical questions starting with “Where’s the beef?”.

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals

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    DHBirr  2 months ago

    Billions of generations of my ancestors worked and evolved so that I their descendant could someday eat the flesh of other animals. I’m not going to be so unfilial as to throw away all for which they sacrificed.

    Yes, I’m counting the trilobites; mine is a very old family. Not noticeably wealthy, and quite often disreputable, but OLD.

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    eolan59  2 months ago

    They already killed him, looking at the shape of his body

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    comixbomix  2 months ago

    NOT a ‘good day to die’…

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    fixed in post  2 months ago

    Just wait until the day a tomato plant substitutes in.

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    MartinPerry1  2 months ago

    You have to remember that God delights in putting the temptation to sin right in front of man. See: Apple.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  2 months ago

    “I found a clam beside the sea inside a seedy sack.

    I said to the clam, ‘Dear sir or ma’am, allow me to call you Jack:

    Will you come home with me for a cup of tea

    And maybe a midnight snack?

    For I have some nice Tobasco sauce

    To pour upon your back.’

    I put the clam in a big brass pot

    And I boiled a burbling brew,

    And his green eyes gleamed

    And he steamed and steamed

    And he grew… and grew… and GREW…

    He was oh so small — now he’s nine feet tall

    And I’m feeling rather blue

    ‘Cause he’s pouring Tabasco sauce on MY back…

    Now what do you think he’ll do?!"

    —Shel Silverstein

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    konjiki  2 months ago

    Why does someone need a vacation from Heaven?

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    57BelAir  2 months ago

    I think Tom Petty would disagree.

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    rob mccallum Premium Member 2 months ago

    Mel Brooks fibbed in “History of the World, Part 1”?

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    kmccjoe1  2 months ago

    Mel Brooks would disagree (“It’s good to be da’ king!”).

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    Buoy  2 months ago

    I understand some peoples objection to eating meat, and industrial farming has a lot of issues to clean up, but if tomorrow everyone switched to a vegan diet and all animal production magically turned to crops, it would not be sustainable. There is no model, that I am aware of, that can produce enough food for everyone, sustainably, without animal husbandry. It would require the extreme use of chemicals to try and replenish the soil, and even still that would not be enough to prevent the depletion of the soil to an infertile state. Natures own design is such that there is a give and take between each other and continual back and forth nourishing and replenishing. Why do vegans never talk about this? How do they propose we solve this problem?

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    JenSolo02  2 months ago

    Timing is everything!

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    oakie817  2 months ago

    gave up meat in ‘86…never met an animal i didn’t like

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    The rooster got into heaven because he was hen-pecked his whole life.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 2 months ago

    “…with their forks and knives, to eat the bacon.” – George Harrison

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    alexius23  2 months ago

    He’s about to be fried

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    lesannc  2 months ago

    The cow, pig and chicken all look friendly, much in the manner of Wiley Bears.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’m pretty sure that Wiley Miller has a huge squishy spot in his heart for animals in general. Me too. You know who else? Good ol’ Chuck Darwin. This story, heard in his youth, haunted him thruout his life: “[E]veryone has heard of the dog suffering under vivisection who licked the hand of the operator; this man, unless he had a heart of stone, must have felt remorse to the last hour of his life.” —Charles Darwin (1809 Feb. 12–1882 Apr. 19), British naturalist, The Descent of Man (1871)

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    Holy Cow!

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 2 months ago

    Pigs? Next door is the Jewish Heaven. All the lox, whitefish, blintzes, etc., you can eat. Lotsa bingo, pan and mah jongg too. I know. My mom sent back a message.

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    eddi_tbh  2 months ago

    Pete does that deliberately.

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    locake  2 months ago

    When Pigs Fly

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    Mediatech  2 months ago

    Everybody wants the crown, but nobody wants the Damocletian Sword that comes with it.

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    proclusstudent  2 months ago

    @Mediatech "Many want the throne, but few want the Monarch’s desk.

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    jforbus  2 months ago

    Mr. Sprayberry? …is that you?

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    I just went through the past week-and-a-half’s worth and I’ve decided to start following again.

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    gmu328  2 months ago

    and pigs can fly!

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