“Some Mis-assembly Required” (You’ll do better guessing than if you use the instructions. )
Don’t forget Slice, Dice, Blend and Puree!
They’d pronounce it: “Nackle”
Scotty will just have to bear with it. (Or he could Beam Up as there’s no intelligent life down here) (Yes, I know, Kirk NEVER said that in any episode)
Dave’s rubbing salt in an old wound. (Dave!! you should have made the test tube rack an Escher drawing)
Actually, He’s Lost Luggage and is trying to find himself.
Does this stick make me look fat?
Dang, he forgot his reserve chute.
He only has to stay on the lift for 8 seconds.
Ralph’s making a guest appearance on Off the Mark today.