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1. 3 days ago on Shoe

   RE: Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope poop in the forest?

   I suppose if the Pope is stuck in the woods, he would make doo.

   and if the Pope met that bear, in the woods, he would hope to make him catholic, saying, “Bear, bear with me?”

2. 5 days ago on The Meaning of Lila

   Or the T-Mobile girl.

3. 5 days ago on Overboard

   I believe in the first panel he was cut and pasted into the action scene with photoshop. That is why he is smaller in stature than he really is.

   Also, they lengthened his neck, thinned out his arms a bit, chiseled his cheeks, brightened his eye color, and added girth to his pecs. Kim Kardashian’s own tech did the work, hence the larger-than-life caboose.

4. 5 days ago on Working Daze

   Super Secret Pirate chant:

   “It’s good to go swimmin’ with Bow-Legged Women”

   There are about 30 other verses I do not recall.

5. 5 days ago on Clay Jones

   I guess the Ronald McDonald character was too difficult to articulate in this crowd, so the artist chose another representative of McDonald’s advertising, the Hamburgler. In Saturday Morning ads aimed at children, the Hamburgler would attempt to steal burgers from guests or McDonald locations.

   Above and slightly to the left of him as we view the picture, is Jack-in-the-box spokesperson, “Jack”. He is the round white ball clown with a black nose, yellow hat. Jack in the Box often has giveaways of a clown ball you can put on your antenna on your car, to show the love.

   The yellow peanut M&M is in front and below the Hamburgler. The white box with what looks like two die, showing a one (red) and a two (blue) is actually a single Domino, and is the symbol for Domino’s (semi) Pizza.

   Hater Tots (the Trump take on Tater Tots) is shown in the rear of the wagon on top. Diet Coke which he apparently guzzles instead of pure water, McDonald’s Fries which he consumes with copious amounts of ketchup. Ketchup shown in the forward part of the wagon away from the fries -which would give him fits, as his small hands could not reach it.

   “Steak” probably a “Trump Steaks” which can be fashioned into a leather accessory and is called “Well-Done” which is an oxymoron for burnt beyond recognition (His favorite way to have steak). A Mr. Potato Head figure, because, well this is the only vegetable that he is familiar with. Pringles Can, OK never mind, this and the FRIES and the ketchup are the only vegetables he is familiar with.

   Last but not least a NY Pizza rat with sampling. The rat is holding it NY style, and would probably be eating it NY style too, after the wagon ride (folded in half, held by the crust side). Trump prefers a knife and fork on a plate, sacrilege to any good New Yorker.

6. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   RE: Cat Overlord

   I love this cat! He never complains about his aches or pains…although he did let me know that a cast was not great for him (a lot).

   He is also the leader of the cats – yeah Gandolf talks a lot of smack, but he’d prefer being solo. If things are not going his way, he just jumps up on the shelf near the floor lamp and sleeps.

   Same for Aragorn…only Samwise prefers to team up, and Frodo is his pal. The Aussie mix dog is usually with Frodo too, and they do tend to nap together.

7. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   RE: li’l Frodo riding with Ride of the Valkitties…playing.

   Well, now I have to do that! Neighbors hold your ears.

8. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   When Frodo tried riding one of these guys, he slid off the side when it turned abruptly. I found some square shaped solid rubber weather stripping a .75" wide x .75" tall x 36" length piece with Pressure Sensitive Adhesive (peel and Stick) on one side. I installed the tape-back seal on the vacuum on the top (riding surface) round the diameter in back and around the sides, leaving the front forward section open about 60°.

   Now the seal keeps him from sliding off when he takes a trip. He is the only cat who does this. One of the dogs, a chihuahua mixed breed sometimes gets on it too, but she has never slid off.

   Frodo will ride it anywhere and she usually goes to where it charges and sits on it when she wants a ride and waits for it. The dog (Bella) only if it is in the Front room, on the thicker carpet.

9. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Sorry to hear this, clearly you cared a lot about him. I hope these small messages of support are somewhat comforting.

   Please know that as long as you care for your brother, and keep him in your memory, he never really passes away. I hope you have a better day, and that your brother’s immediately family are OK too.

10. 6 days ago on Non Sequitur

    The host does explain what a jack screw is to the viewers. That’s all good, the actors are given dialogue that is a bit stilted, and perhaps a bit condescending after that explanation. I don’t mean anything rude by it, just that the dialogue could be tighter.