Does the chicken suit shrink if the dryer is set on hot?
This is just a joke and could never happen. Butt fat is infinite.
Segway tires won’t handle that. A local clinic had a 700 lb patient and he broke the solid rubber tires on the wheelchair.
Forget 911. Hose her off, Kiss the booboos, and send her on her way.
Settle the grounds out of the cowboy coffee with eggshells and move the pot just close to the fire pit so it doesn’t all boil off.
January in White Sands, NM.
They’ll load it back up after they get some pictures.
The expanded asbestos snow from the Wizard of Oz will last longer.
We went to a steak house that was having financial problems. It took 5 tries to find a steak they had in stock. It became the cheese shop routine with the manager and me.
It will erase the magnetic stripes on your credit cards if you even get close.