Bring too much wine to an art exhibition. They’ll find you.
A zine is worthless after a week, except at the dentist’s office.
Mutt has today’s crossword. Jeff has the Sunday Times crossword.
The commercials on TV show that you only have quality of life and less anxiety if you are drinking beer.
Put 2 wine spritzers in her. Listen or nod appropriately. Take her home.
We need a Space Force. The entire satellite fleet is in mortal danger from trash. Space Force can be in charge of Spaceballs garbage collection.
Level 2 security. My cat clawed open the dust cover on the bottom of the box springs and can escape into the Kitty Cave Fortress of Solitude.
Mamas. don’t let your babies grow up to be space guys.
Try washing it in hot water.
Give it a beat up guitar, a cowboy hat, and a long braid and listen to it sing “Whisky River”.