He didn’t say it reduces his rage. He said it helps him rage.
How nice. Something for the drunks laid out on the floor.
Obviously he’s forgotten the bathrooms need cleaning.
That’s okay. He’s actually Rex Firkin, celebrity impersonator. He’ll take a shot at going home with said woman, but he would never call one again.
The Penny bunch meanwhile couldn’t pass up the free generic Cheeze Whiz and stale crackers but wonder why their tickets were free. Later, they’ll be brought up on stage and introduced as “the unfortunate people we’re here to help” and will then pose for photos to be used on the fund-raising posters. They’ll be sent home before the real party starts.
Only herself to blame. Jiminy Cricket told her not to do it.
Right. It would have been 150 million.
But there are bangers on the table, so be glad of the distractons.
And forced to work, no doubt, like a rented mule.
The true avocado man can, with a slightly firm touch near the stem end, judge to a nicety when the prize will be ready to give up its treasure and leap into a bowl with tomatoes, onions, peppers and selected condiments and a dip from a chip.
The beer that I am holding will go from full to empty, and I will be happy. – Danny Donkey