What’s that Lassie? You say Timmy’s sobering up. Let’s go!
Bend over for a hard boot.
Planet 10… Ooops. Wrong dimension.
Except now his bad back acts up if he sits in one position, so it’s turn, turn, turn.
Remember what knuckles feel like?
Sure. I guess we can say your test is over, and you passed.
I know. It’s crazy high. $2.18 a gallon here in Texas. Disgraceful. It was $1.85 two months ago. (Snerk!)
Oooooooo! Early checkmate. That’s not how it was supposed to go.
What? Never heard of a cow-boy? (Careful around those critters. They’re not too bright, and they spook easily. If they stampede around election time, most any fool thing can happen.) ((No spurs, I see. Quadruped courtesy?))
Look out. He wacks.