The best scams are those that convince people that you know how to make a vast fortune but that you would rather travel around the country telling other people how to compete with you.
Yeah. Pirates. All that time at sea.
That’s what the wine I lost in the back of the cupboard years ago became - vin diesel.
I have a box just that size I put inside my fence at the front. Open end towards the house, so you can’t tell from the road that there’s anything in it. Amazon puts deliveries in it and sends me a photo of my packages nestled in the box. The future is now.
They make some really impressive giant ditchers.
And the surgeon had to pull up so much skin that she looks like a Kligon under her hairdo. And “No” ish jush aboat aw sheh con see wtote mehvin er ips.
After years of shame, his lack of genitals finally drove him to become homicidal.
The more you complain, diverse it gets. Oy!
That’s nice, since Viola will one day be her sister-in-law.
I don’t know. I guess they could get some kind of rhythm going and pull it off. After all, Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down. Of course, that avoids the question of whether either of the sisters wouldn’t kill the libido of a thoroughbred stud. It’s probably their superpower.