I don’t feel the least bit sorry for someone who knowingly lends to the Penny’s. Or speaks to them. Or who let’s them into the house. Or stands downwind.
Yes. Don’t mess with people who can hold your stuff hostage.
Well, look. At least try to avoid the stereotype limp wrist.
Now. Don’t blame Putin for your poor hygiene.
There was that one with the guy who brought only grapes. They spent all afternoon finding places to hide them. She tries not to think of that one during EKG’s.
I just tell them Maoist-Falangist and let them work it out. If in writing, I say Moaist, and I vote for Big Bird.
I feel like I artichoke. Save me, peas. And lettuce pray. ………………Too much corn?
This is an easy one. Give them a demonstration. After that experience, neither of them can possibly become pregnant until middle age.
Funny you should mention boots and saddles.
Poor Rob. He’s gonna lose on the deal. He forgot to account for the hazardous materials disposal cost. When they pull that carpet, it’s gonna look like the Ghostbusters’ storage facility just failed.