Delusions of humour
And that’s how you get to 11.
Oh eeffoc this.
Going to be hard to explain at the hospital how that cupcake got there.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. (I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.) It is surprising how often I get to use this.
Nothing like a delicious puffery.
I practice anti-social distancing.
This is much more profound than I think most people would realize.
But can you tell me about … your mother?
There’s no one I know stranger than you.