Delusions of humour
My car has an app that notes where I left it. Thank heavens.
Could you just eat our leaders?
They would probably do better with a make-over. They look like bank robbers, the vet will make a clean get-away if only because of that jacket.
Satchel has that guilt thing down pat.
He just wants to bang on the drum all day.
Love those old console games.
Ah…Wiley’s bears finally intersect with the main story arc!
Water-skiing too close to the slip.
Past, present or future, doesn’t matter; our dumbness is eternal.
“Extract! I wish! This is just undistilled!”
“Contract! I wish! This is just a gentleman’s agreement!”
“Detract! I wish! This is just de draft!”