Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 20, 2023

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    braindead Premium Member 6 months ago

    Republican concept of gun violence solution.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 6 months ago

    What about the “This is not the time” table?

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    Cornelius Noodleman  6 months ago

    I don’t pay any taxes.

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    Oh, our thoughts and prayers are with the poor sod who just walked in; and we don’t even know what he’s there for …

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    HidariMak  6 months ago

    If all they’re going to do is think and pray, they should give up their seat for someone who might actually try to solve. Thinking and praying would be as helpful with them in the unemployment line.

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    dadoctah  6 months ago

    More like “your tax dollars at play”.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 6 months ago

    The results are to die for!

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    Zykoic  6 months ago

    Except they are “working from home” now.

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    cdward  6 months ago

    In the House, this is not a problem; it’s a feature. Their whole goal is to grind all governmental work to a halt.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    No real work, help, or results, …

    but “Our thoughts and prayers are with you.”

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    Farside99  6 months ago

    We get paid no matter what your thoughts and prayers are (as if we give a sh!t).

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    3hourtour Premium Member 6 months ago

    …the worse part…

    …they don’t even tell us their thoughts or prayers…

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    Differentname  6 months ago

    The same people who complain the most about Big Government are the same ones who expect the public schools to teach their kids manners and hygiene, and to have 911 show up in thirty seconds or less.

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    loudmouthbass  6 months ago

    missing the “think of the children” desk that both parties use when convenient

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    Give ‘em a break. They’re doing the best they can’t!

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    Geophyzz  6 months ago

    These fellows need to be reminded of James 2:15-18.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    “K” in Franz Kafka’s ijustmadeitup first-draft of “The Trial” finally gets past the Gate Keeper Before the Law — and makes an additional frustrating discovery. The less depressing final version:

    https://www.goodreads.Com/quotes/7283960-before-the-law-stands-a-doorkeeper-on-guard-to-this

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    A huge tax on ammunition might slow down some of the mass murderers. Something on the order of $10 per round, and keep adjusting it so it tracks the cost of living index.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Used to be the Department of Obfuscation but no one knew what that meant.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Mislabeled. That should be Office of Useless Republican Politicians. (FEMA has it’s problems, but they sure are busy- esp in republican lead states after disasters.)

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    Can't Sleep  6 months ago

    You’ve said it all, Wiley. No comment is needed.

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    Anon4242  6 months ago

    “We the people” does not mean individual people but people of the US as a whole. Likewise, “the right of the people to keep and bear Arms” is not talking about individuals (although it’s been interpreted to be a possible meaning) – it means our government has a right to have a standing army/militia. If we can vote in people who can stand up to the whole mis-definition of the ‘right of individuals to own guns’, we’ll finally have a chance to stop the mass shootings.

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    steveconkey2003  6 months ago

    Let’s all ignore that the vast majority of “mass murders” are committed by inner city democrats.

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    mourdac Premium Member 6 months ago

    Maybe lots of prayers but little or no thought.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    Better than going in and see the desk of Helen Waite.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  6 months ago

    Thoughts and prayers will NOT prevent the return of the Orange Insurrectionist. Only the actions of those who value our democracy can save the country from the disease that is Trumpism. The country united to defeat COVID-19 and now we must unite again to defeat Trump-2024.

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    well-i-never  6 months ago

    There is no door like that anywhere. Even “Emergency” doesn’t mean you bust through the doors of an operating room in 15 seconds.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  6 months ago

    Thoughts and prayers are just GQP shorthand for “I think this will be good for my bottom line. I pray the NRA blood money comes my way!”

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    Ishka Bibel  6 months ago

    More congresspeople are touring Marjorie Douglas High School today to demonstrate that they are serious about addressing the issue of school shootings.They are not serious.

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    Drag0nr1der  6 months ago

    Ain’t this the truth!

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    HOTLOTUS1  6 months ago

    guns, religion politics. everybody has an opinion. whatever your truth is, is NOT everyone else’s nor is the right one

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    jader3rd  6 months ago

    Only the Republican salaries.

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    phileaux  6 months ago

    If you don’t pray what do you say to people who could use "thoughts and prayers " statement?

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    Ji535m  6 months ago

    A sad and pathetic commentary!

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    dce  6 months ago

    Actually, it’s can’t fire Democrates

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    Will E. Makeit Premium Member 6 months ago

    what do you expect from a “vapid is as vapid does” teats-n-leeches on a boar guvmint who’s primary/sole goal in life is self-preservation of a guaranteed paycheck and pension…

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    Raging Moderate  6 months ago

    More like “Your Lobbist’s dollars at work”. More the shame is that so much good is stifled by a few silver coins.

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    EHT123 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Love it! Unfortunately, that seems to be the state of things today.

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    Charlie Tuba  6 months ago

    Read the Bible. Thoughts a prayers are meaningless without action!

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    Holden Awn  6 months ago

    Where’s the Study Commission desk? Or more importantly, the DEI offices??

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    Kurtass Premium Member 6 months ago

    Grifter’s offices wouldn’t be that barin.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Hold that thought.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Thoughts and prayers will have to do until FEMA and the National Guard roll in.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member 6 months ago

    Wow, sadly too true.

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    rugeirn  6 months ago

    The one guy isn’t thinking and the other guy isn’t praying.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member 6 months ago

    As Stephen Colbert said, we can do thoughts and prayers ourselves—your job in Congress is to do something about it.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 6 months ago

    I named my cats ‘thoughts and prayers’ because they are absolutely useless.

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    He forgot the “My Heart Goes Out” desk

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    No desk with “action” on it

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    theoldidahofox  6 months ago

    Useless sop.

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    eddi-TBH  6 months ago

    The relief is a disaster.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 6 months ago

    Two people guaranteed lifetime employment thanks to a majority of our elected members of Congress.

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    Schneidley  6 months ago

    “Thoughts & Prayers”. If you’re doing one, you’re not doing the other.

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    EXCALABUR  6 months ago

    We have plenty of Gun Laws on the books. Chicago, for example, has some of the toughest gun laws. They seem to be working really well there. Criminals and other bad people will be the only persons with guns. How good is that going to work? It’s NOT the gun it’s the person! Enforce the laws we have. No more slaps on the wrist for violators.

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    eboosler Premium Member 6 months ago

    Thank you Wiley. Your genius continues on… Much love.

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    morgankhat  6 months ago

    I just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading the all the BS above.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    The NRA and the republitards after today’s gun massacre.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member 6 months ago

    More like “vapid response”

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    IDFP  6 months ago

    Red Flag laws help.

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    gmu328  6 months ago

    Wow. Not often you see a political statement here, but it’s a good one.

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