Imagine you’re Cinderella and your wicked stepsisters are forcing you to clean the garret.
If you ate the rabbit’s foot it’ll be with you for at least part of the day!
[nsfw] …and don’t bother trying to hide that wood!
This is how he alienated the actual Manhattan elite. Trump Tower was scheduled to be built on the site of the old Bonwit Teller department store. The facade had some beautiful scroll work and two giant statues that were considered masterpieces. Trump swore he would protect the art and donate it to the Museum of Modern Art.
He destroyed the art and then denied he’d ever made the promise.
I call BS! Grandma’s been raising that kid since 2002, there’s nothing gonna freak her out at this late date!
‘Fighting With My Family’ is a great little holiday movie.
Jokes about that Woody need a [nsfw] tag
Poor chump didn’t know his number was up! [I’ze kan dew smart people’s jokes!!]
Too many cookies and not enough fiber will do that to you. This has been a message from the american Bran Association. ’Don’t let a day pass without Bran.’