Hey, I play the tuba and sing bass/baritone in a UMC choir.
Today Abe would be 211. Also Chuck (Darwin).
The African Explorer!
Well, Bernie is neither!
The trick is to work backwards.
In “1941” the prize in a box of Popper-Jacks was a compass. Slim Pickens swallowed it to keep it away from the Japanise submarine crew. They then forced him to drink prune juice.
Replace steps 1 thru 3 with “Vote for Trump.”
Spinney also did Oscar the Grouch. “Oh, I love Trash!”
Are you still breastfeeding him?
Maybe you should dress like what will happen after dinner.
You’re dead for a real long time
So if money can’t buy happiness
I guess I’ll have to rent it
– From “This Is the Life” (Theme to “Johnny Dangerously”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic