How about “flattened by a diesel”?
She’s getting choked up about it!
You would have lost it up your butt had we not been probing it at the time!
He must work for SNL.
If we run out of protons and electrons we’ll only be left with morons!
Nowadays, it’s either the scream or the poop emoji.
You’re about to open up a can of whoop ass!
I don’t care if it rains or freezes, ‘long as I got my plastic Jesus, settin’’ on the dashboard of my car…
I think Mr. Potato Head is high. He just can’t keep it together! That spud is baked!