Universal Truths: BAD – Mondays suck, jury summons, root canal, IRS, colonoscopies. GOOD – Getting out of jury duty, cop pulling over jerk who just cut you off, a free lap dance and universal favorite: SEX.
Yeah, you deadbeats, move out of your parents house and get a job!
Murder by Numbers – Frank Zappa w/Sting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q313A5oS8E
That kind of a mistake will bite you in the butt!
Must be in training to be a stand up comic.
The reason football is so popular is players are seen as warriors, they’re armies, going into battle other armies for the prize. And as soldiers they have no rights, they are to do as they are told by the generals. Just another version of war. It’s why America loves it so much!
The only fire and fury Clodwork Orange brings is to his tweets!
I was expecting Clodwork Orange to bring his fire and fury! Wha hoppened?
Kanye and Trump together couldn’t generate enough brain power to illuminate a nightlight!