Dracula sucks at marathons!
No, they would use Venusian blinds!
First order of business would be the construction of a Starbucks and McDonalds franchise.
King Neptune seeking Uranus.
I’ve found that by wearing a name tag that says, “Hello, I’m Insane” everyone leaves you alone.
Plumbers are buried with their butts sticking out of the ground so their kids will have a place to park their bikes.
Isn’t that where Mitch McConnell’s from?
If ever there was a stronger argument for pro-abortion!
The A-Hole Team
Also called death according to we atheists.