Things are not what they seem. The truth is not out there.
If I’m seeing these people as guys / There is something awry with my eyes! / If I look in my crystal / And find that I’ve missed all / Of that it would be a surprise!
I just don’t think Cap is ready for that level of commitment. Sorry, Negato, but you’re right – you’re gonna have to start fighting other people.
When you swing on a moving target, don’t stop the gun as you pull the trigger. You want an easy, smooth movement all the way through the shot and a bit after.
Yes – the global warming pause was, supposedly, a time when the temperature was thought to have stopped rising for a while. That’s what a “pause” is. Do you know what else a “pause” is? Temporary.
By the way, the site you quoted is a right-wing propganda factory, a card-carrying organ of the outrage press. Their mission is to help people like you stick their heads in the sand and keep them there. It isn’t even a site—just a collection of Facebook blither.
Here’s what people who actually know what they’re doing have found.
Hey, Doug K, you’re white, right?
I hate to break it to you, Mel, but that’s not a cellular phone.
Clyde’s question should be asked about, oh, would it be as few as a hundred topics these days?
A lot longer. See tomorrow’s strip. And I was wrong about the color.
How about “Hurks hairballs on the bed”? Or “Rips up the furniture”? Or “Yowls all night”? Or “Slashes the hand the pets it”?
Nagging is one of the quickest ways to turn a spouse into an ex.