Things are not what they seem. The truth is not out there.
Christmas comics in April are STUPID! Roll this strip backwards or forwards, I don’t care which, and QUIT BEING STUPID!
I can see why “jabberwocky!” would be a good audible call. You sure aren’t going to mistake it for anything else. Plus, it’s got good loud consonants to cut through the noise.
Why does this strip have to be four months out of sync? Gocomics can fix it anytime they want. This is already the second or third time through the cycle. Just jump back! Just do it!
@BE THIS GUY: You’re really young, right?
Oh, right, Buddha. I almost forgot.
Totally makes sense. A car should express the owner’s sense of identity.
He called her an “Olympig”. If you regard that as simple, honest truth, you need a new brain. How do you like so-called truth like, “100 squids go out, 50 couples come back”?
“Do not not hurl into the pot. Do not hurl into the pot. Do not hurl into the pot….”
“Never buy anything you can’t resell at a profit.”
Handling your grocery shopping that way would be a great way to lose weight. Either you don’t buy it because you can’t resell it at a profit and therefore don’t eat it, or you resell it at a profit and therefore don’t eat it. Of course, eventually you starve to death, but what the hell….
Hip? With wired earbuds?