Loved Farside, and Don Martin cartoons (among many others) before that.
Euphemism? Does a bear lay bricks in the woods?
For the second year in a row, Walmart has KFC scented logs for your fireplace. Now your whole house can smell like greasy fried chicken with 11 herbs and spices.
Hoping for a full house.
Your call is very important to us, please stay on the line.
Roy used to have a full load of bricks…until Gladys took a few. Now he’s a few bricks shy.
The Streets of Laredo, as interpreted by The Smothers Brothers:
To the world it seemed real obvious,
But our difference she denied.
Thought for sure she’d set us straight,
But mama lied.
He’s really in tune with his limitations.
Collecting a few dollars? Or maybe a few dollars more?
Hmmm. Looks like the chef went a little heavy on the ghost peppers tonight.