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1. about 14 hours ago on Frog Applause

   …i don’t have a belly button…

   …how do you get one?…

2. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

   …44444…

   …is that palindromic enough for you?…

   …i survived lawn darts…

   …but our neighbor’s cat didnt…

   …sorry Fluffy…

   …operators at Taco Bell…

   …you can keep the dime…

   …but the operator said forty cents more for the next three minutes…

   …on this lonely lonely lonely night…

   …now it’s eat a gummy…

   …and dry text an old girlfriend…

   …and they eat a gummy and text you back…

   …and i don’t get the Taco Bell joke…

   …does it have something to do with tostadas?…

   …and Frog Applause caused the lame to talk…

3. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

   …reminds me how Han Solo hid from the Empirical forces…

   …why would you give rootbeer an enema?…

   …classic Dad joke #789: …

   …she was only the farmer’s daughter…

   …but all the horse manure…

   …speaking of jokes…

   …did you see those Browns play???…

   …ouch!…

   …they even made my eyes sore…

   … I want my hasenpfeffer…

   …in order to get the best reception from his thinking cap…

   …Albert had to adjust the rabbit ears…

   …gives new definition to hare piece…

   … trying to think of which restroom he needs to go in…

   …Matilda watching from behind the pillar…

   …hated his hare brained schemes…

   …but wondered if she could give him better head than he was already getting…

   …she threw the Make America Great Again hat in the trash…

   …with that harepiece…

   …he’d be afraid of Fox, now…

   …perhaps…

   …she should just get him a pair of Vans, instead…

4. 5 days ago on Frog Applause

   …Lawrence Welk & his bubble machine…

5. 5 days ago on Frog Applause

   …nudity…

   …there has to be nudity…

6. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

   …I wear it because it is fun…

   …and inappropriate…

   …and my arch enemy died in it…

   …and it caused a stir in a certain camp…

   …so don’t tread on me…

   …‘cuz it’s ok…

   …‘cuz I’m wearing my Chucks…

   …and I’m only at Bob Evans because the have the best hot coco…

   …this has nothing to do with losing a bet…

   …I was certain that the Browns would beat the spread…

   …at least that’s Steelers tat is on my dupa…

   …I am not part of the best fan base in football…

   …but the dumbest…

   …if my Honda just started accelerating for no reason…

   …I traded it in for another Honda…

   …and it did the same thing…

   …I would not buy a third…

   …but it’s season after season after season of crap…

   …what’s next?…

   …voting for Trump?!?…

   …Oz never give nothing to the tinman…

   …that he didn’t didn’t already have…

   … tu tu loo…

7. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

   …nah…

   …it’s just diet Mountain Dew…

   …there’s lead in the water at work…

   …safe amounts according to government standards mind you…

   …so they decided to give us free sodas…

   …so they could also give us free water…

   …but if it’s deemed safe…

   …I’m using my reusable water bottle and filling up at the fountain…

   …all those plastic bottles are just as bad? …

   …if not worse…

   …right?…

   …besides….

   …around ten years ago…

   …we came home from a weekend away…

   …with water pouring out of our front yard…

   …it seems our waterline broke away from the water main by the street….

   …they dug it up to replace it…

   …you guessed it…

   …our old waterline was lead…

8. 9 days ago on Tank McNamara

   … I saw a triple doink once…

   …why not?…

9. 10 days ago on Tank McNamara

   …I say if the ball hits the uprights it should be worth one extra point…

10. 10 days ago on Frog Applause

    …Kansas is far away from me…

    …i saw a motorcycle wipeout there…

    …that is also where I learned that Google is pinging us…

    …in stopped traffic on a cloudy day…

    …and it knew traffic was stopped…

    …it knew where we all were…

    …now…

    …I let it count my steps…

    …my wife via some app…

    …always knows where I am…

    …me…the most boring person on earth…

    …is being followed…

    …except for on my blogs…

    …that’s where I rule over AI…

    …no one follows me down those tunnels…

    …Groundhog’s Day was never the same day over…

    …everyday was different…