…you say unleveled…
…I say unleavened…
…though placebo ingredients are not always on the level…
…witches brew with eye of Newt…
…gym of jordan…
…Shomee your Johnson…
…a couple of pinches of Marjorie Taylor Greene boogers…
…mix in a Trump golden sneaker and say the magic words…
…infantroopen, susbesdig,resection, benefishers ..
… and you’ll get the best & lightest buttermilk pancakes in all of Froglandia…
…swear to dog…
…on the unleveled…
…alas…clumsy thumbs strikes again…
…after writing yet another overly long tirade…
…I go to check on how to spell something …
…and…
…poof!…
…it is gone…
…let’s just say that it boiled down to this. ..
…I wish my talents let other people shine like Mr. Claxton’s do…
…like Mz. Burritt’s do….
…words from the old wise no nothing: …
…I used to like the rock group, Journey…
…until an interviewer asked if they ever thought of changing up their style…
…they said no…
…our fans would not care for it…
…when late night talk show host Johnny Carson bombed…
…it was some of his most entertaining work…
…my mother-in-law died at 92…
…still changing up her art…
…exploring…
…adventuring …
…growing…
…the brightest candle burns the fastest…
…nonsense!…
…evidently they never heard of LED bright headlights…
…this advice and $5.95 will by you a cup of coffee…
…take it or leave it…
…I don’t care…
…(see what I done there?:)…
…Dire Straits has a song called Telegraph Road that this FA sort of reminds me of…
…but, I’ve been kicked out of better places than this…
…where they get you is the property taxes…
…of course Briar Rabbit…
…totally understands…
…Watership Down…
…this ain’t no place for you, Algebra…
…Jethro Tull’s, Farm On The Freeway…
…is probably a better song example…
…of course the west side of Froglandia…
…tin roofs rusted to Park Avenue…
…Granny, I nearly drowned trying to start my motor cycle in the cement pond…
…public urination?…
…on Survivor they go number two in the ocean and brag about it…
…have I publicly gone number one?…
…do porta-potties count?…
…as a tree man…
…the side of a truck was the best you got…
…plowing snow…
…well…
…in the middle of the night on the turn around of a nowhere road….
…between the plow and the cab…
…it happens…
…never been one for using bottles…
…but picking up highway litter…
…it is a thing…
…classified as toxic waste…
…mowing would explode it…
…so…
…I still left it alone….
…mowing tall grass one time I did hit a giant bag of used diapers…
…you know what they say about hitting the fan…
…yep…
…of course I was in the only open cab tractor…
…the good old days…
…I wondered what Welco meant…
…I blame myself…
…because they can…
…for someone who has broken the law…
…they have not completed their sentence…
…or…
…it is non-complete sentence…
…ugh…
…if you have to explain it …
…in other news…
…artificial intelligence…
…may not be artificial…
….but it is not human intelligence…
…how did Scrooge say it?….
…There’s more of gravy than of grave about you…
…having to make decisions with upset stomachs…
…headaches…
…heartaches…
… lust …
… jealousies …
…fear…
…loathing…
…now…
…that’s real…
…soon…
…algorithms …
… data…
.. percentages…
…conformity…
…will confirm our decisions…
…ie…
…more of the same…
…thank more gravy than of grave…
…for Frog Applause…
…Resistance is futile…
…whether is is FU-tile…
…or…fyoo-toll…
…how do you say it?…
…opps there goes that million kilowatt dam…
…you say unleveled…
…I say unleavened…
…though placebo ingredients are not always on the level…
…witches brew with eye of Newt…
…gym of jordan…
…Shomee your Johnson…
…a couple of pinches of Marjorie Taylor Greene boogers…
…mix in a Trump golden sneaker and say the magic words…
…infantroopen, susbesdig,resection, benefishers ..
… and you’ll get the best & lightest buttermilk pancakes in all of Froglandia…
…swear to dog…
…on the unleveled…