Chocolate chip cookies with walnuts or pecans; lumpy mashed potatoes; 50s and 60s jazz; people who obviously enjoy my company; the Python programming language… and lots more!
This is my wife’s MO for sure. She’s spent the first year of our marriage telling me everything she doesn’t like. I finally asked to tell me something she DOES like now thar I know the plethora of people/situations and actions that she doesn’t approve of.
Definitely with him on mushy bananas. I buy them as green as possible so I can eat them all before they get all spotted. I’m lucky that a nearby grocer puts them out in all their green, starchy glory.
I’d agree with #2 & 6. I’m neutral on a couple of the others and like the rest. The crusty part on pudding is the best. Baked mac & cheese and ziti/shells/lasagna too.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 12 months ago
Or bugs.
Sugar Bombs 95 12 months ago
Hobbes is me when I’m on Twitter.
codycab 12 months ago
And the rest are people he puts up with and why.
Robin Harwood 12 months ago
What’s wrong with raisins?
jmworacle 12 months ago
It’s obivous who’s the superior in a battle of wits…
Johnny Q Premium Member 12 months ago
Toast crumbs in the butter used to bug me too…
oompa 12 months ago
Except there was the older strip where Calvin liked to go ‘wormucking’ after a good rain.
BE THIS GUY 12 months ago
He’s only up to 7. He still has 999,993 to go.
Bilan 12 months ago
Calvin, put that in a time capsule and look at it when you’re an adult. It’ll be good for a laugh.
JudasPeckerwood 12 months ago
Sorry, Calvin, but the skin is the best part of the pudding.
Knuckleheads Premium Member 12 months ago
I’d like to see Calvin actually write a million things lol
Erse IS better 12 months ago
What do you LIKE?
Chocolate chip cookies with walnuts or pecans; lumpy mashed potatoes; 50s and 60s jazz; people who obviously enjoy my company; the Python programming language… and lots more!
hitman4cookies 12 months ago
A little slow recognizing sarcasm, Calvln?
snsurone76 12 months ago
Has Hobbes met Elly Patterson??
DaveG1960 12 months ago
Take it into custardy…….
cdward 12 months ago
I’m with Hobbs!
johndifool 12 months ago
It’s my destiny
To be the King of Negativity
PoochFan 12 months ago
I just can’t stand it when people tell you their pet peeves! :)
The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago
8. Precocious cartoon animals
The Orange Mailman 12 months ago
I take it “air quotes” hadn’t made it into every day vocabulary yet.
su43dipta 12 months ago
How about sarcastic tigers?
Doug Taylor Premium Member 12 months ago
1 through 6 would be me.
Pocosdad 12 months ago
People who insist on telling me about their dreams.
jrankin1959 12 months ago
Quiet, Hobbes- Calvin is working on the anti-My Favorite Things.
Imagine 12 months ago
1. People who comment on GoComics.
2. People who make lists
3. People who don’t finish thin….
rshive 12 months ago
Subtlety somtimes eludes Calvin.
Purplelady Premium Member 12 months ago
The skin on the pudding is the best part!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago
You know, just let him keep making his list. At least he’s being quiet and practicing his handwriting.
nsr60 12 months ago
A million? You’re going to be at this for a while.
outgolfing 12 months ago
I like your list, Calvin!
ChrisGibson1 12 months ago
Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup? Catsup?
Will_Scarlet 12 months ago
Every time Stephan Pastis does another strip ranting about people he hates, I want to suggest this to him.
ladykat 12 months ago
I don’t like skin on pudding either.
Steverino Premium Member 12 months ago
Calvin is self-aware. Doesn’t change his behavior, though.
sandpiper 12 months ago
Circled back on himself.
Vlad Taltos 12 months ago
You know what really grinds his gears?
gantech 12 months ago
Gotcha….
aerotica69 12 months ago
I’ve gone back to making cooked pudding just for the skin. Chocolate preferred.
Jim 9700 12 months ago
This is my wife’s MO for sure. She’s spent the first year of our marriage telling me everything she doesn’t like. I finally asked to tell me something she DOES like now thar I know the plethora of people/situations and actions that she doesn’t approve of.
Meowise 12 months ago
“Sarcastic Negative Tigers who don’t know my true genius”.
The Pro from Dover 12 months ago
You think he’d like the worms on the sidewalk.
The Wolf In Your Midst 12 months ago
“#6 will shock you!”
RussellCastine 12 months ago
People whose names rhymes with “Alvin”.
Calvins Brother 12 months ago
8. Fish that don’t bite.
9. Ten pins that don’t fall.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
List-gripers
TimothyP23 12 months ago
Definitely with him on mushy bananas. I buy them as green as possible so I can eat them all before they get all spotted. I’m lucky that a nearby grocer puts them out in all their green, starchy glory.
kathleenhicks62 12 months ago
You got him good, Hobbes.
g04922 12 months ago
Absolutely love Hobbes… Calvins alter-ego and ID…
BiggerNate91 12 months ago
Making a hand gesture for quotation marks… yeah, he’s right.
ekke 12 months ago
I would think Calvin would find sidewalk worms endlessly fascinating and yucky.
And what’s wrong with raisins? Why do people abhor them?
As for “air quotes,” hanging is too good for them!
See? We all have our lists!
Plumbob Wilson 12 months ago
I’d agree with #2 & 6. I’m neutral on a couple of the others and like the rest. The crusty part on pudding is the best. Baked mac & cheese and ziti/shells/lasagna too.
Melville the Calvinite 12 months ago
All the better to make a good cartoon, I guess!
Brian Premium Member 12 months ago
I suspect that the main culprit in #1 and #2 is Calvin himself.
StevePappas 12 months ago
Making hand gestures for quotation marks. Hilarious. And I plead guilty.
dickerndicker 12 months ago
really like the finger quotations
einarbt 12 months ago
Brutal. Well played Hobbes.
hagarthehorrible 12 months ago
Hobbes has this knack to pitch in with right phrases. Love him rub the six year old smart lad on the wrong side.
Boxo croco says happy derby 12 months ago
The three things I hate most are: meta humour, lists, and hippocrites.
Templo S.U.D. 12 months ago
what’s so annoying about dehydrated grapes?
dan.mclennan5 12 months ago
1/2/6 are legit…..