Comics geek from way back...
“Puns are the lowest form of humor”—Samuel Johnson
That “sir” is a strong clue to the tipster’s identity…
“Exhaustipated” Sounds like a word Popeye the Sailor would use!
Like in that BREAKING BAD episode!
Hobbes: “How did you get out here with both legs in the same leg of your pants?”Calvin: “I fell down a lot.”
Tonight Poncho will sleep with the fishes!
“They’re all above average!”—schoolspeak
And it won’t get caught on you know what…
That’s one big tongue on her!
The right word is “objectionable.” (But it’s a big word for Calvin, of course…)