Comics geek from way back...
Listening to Rat wasn’t one of Pig’s smarter choices…
He could hope Mr. Roboto falls for the “Look out for that truck!” line. (It worked with Big Brass the TV scammer in 1974!)
“I want you to hold it BETWEEN YOUR KNEES!”
It’s hard to beat that CALVIN & HOBBES excuse: “I couldn’t read it because my parents forgot to pay the gravity bill!”
THAT episode I kinda like!
“If I owned half of that dog, I would have that half killed!” (Mark Twain fans will get it…)
What kind of kid WANTS to go to Sunday school?
He’s the ugly one!
What fun would sex be without SOME level of emotional risk? (But the physical risk you can avoid…)