Do the other mythical creatures like dragons, goblins, phoenixes, sea serpents, pixies, trolls, and sphinxes have a Shield of Boringness too?
Where did Calvin get the money to buy them, and why would they sell squid to a six year-old? Does Mom know?
Probably wasn’t a bad dream to him.
Screw the mindset that people are inherently more important than animals.
If I had to choose between rescuing my beloved cat I’ve had for nine years and some random hobo from a fire, I’d choose my cat.
Yes, because the animal kingdom is any more kind and wholesome than the human world.
And then she gets an F for making crap up.
Marigold, if you don’t want people to see you as a horse, don’t act like a horse.
Also, considering that Marigold has been around (at the very least) since the ice age, that means her ancestors were around before Scotland was even CALLED Scotland. Hell, they were probably alive when South America and Australia were still connected to Antarctica.
Actually, the Sphinx we know (the one who tells riddles) was originally from GREEK mythology. The Egyptian Sphinx is most likely not meant to be the same thing, and was probably imagined independently from the Greek Sphinx. (Like how Chinese dragons were imagined independently from European dragons.)
Now I’m picturing Chacarron Macarron playing whenever Alchemilla walks.