Why be normal?
“Commitment issues”, like paying his bill.
Those suck.
“…..and he had orange hair.”
“I’m bad to the bone, mo fo’s.”
“This ones stained. Take it back.”
I had the same thought.
Once in awhile out of the corner of my eye, I’ll see one.
Yeah Hawthorne, that was a real good plan.
He’s been eyeballing the cake.
“Yeah? I’m fantasizing about you too, Big Boy!”
“Commitment issues”, like paying his bill.