Nah, they steal them from the hamper and distribute them around the house.
Funny, my dogs run a sock relocation business.
One should not dismiss out of hand the value of duct tape when it comes to child rearing.
As soon as I saw the cartoon Steely Dan started playing in my head. Prob’ly their best album, too, although Pretzel Logic is a very close second.
You had to listen for your ring – 1 ring, 2 rings, etc. We’re talkin’ 55 to 60 years ago here. Old fogey.
A-ha! Just remembered the word I was looking for. “Mondegreen”.
She’s mis-hearing because of the din of the toddler. home —> phone, eight —> mate, thirty —> dirty
My dad never made arrangements for me. He just gave me a little item and advised me to put it in my wallet for safety. And you know, 50 years later, I still have that band-aid.
I mastered social distancing many years ago. A cornish game hen works out nicely.