The Orange Mailman
He needs it.
Let’s Dance by David Bowie is now playing in my head and I wish someone would make a video of Scary Gary dancing to it.
I also write.
Try getting them to compliment each other.
Murder mysteries were different back then.
Sort of takes the guesswork out of it, eh Miss Marple?
She looks kind of cute, Leo. You’re probably chasing her like you chased girls on the playground in second grade.
Speaking of which, you know what would be hilarious? A female vampire sort of like Gary. Overweight, past her prime, sort of like an Elvira who now craves bagels and cream cheese.
Given that stupid is a portmanteau of studious and trepid…
Just off panel to the right is a third door that says “MAKE UP YOUR MIND NOW!”