“I’ll let you keep your Cheerleader Chronicles if you let me keep my Book of Facts.”
Except it’s not – it’s one of many where he makes the same statement.
Clearly you’ve never lost your dinner to a hungry dog when you weren’t looking.
Trudeau has no faith in young people.
In my case I got out of high school sports by volunteering to paint a mural.
This is why you always stand behind pathetic single men.
That is so sexist.
In the end it was better for Johnston to have Farley go out like he did, instead of how it usually ends; have him go in a grand, heroic fashion, and spare us the long, slow decline, the loss of faculty and the last trip to the vet.
“Remember – To err is human; To forgive – CANINE.”
Jellyfish kill about 100 people a year.
Sharks kill only about 4-5.
“I’ll let you keep your Cheerleader Chronicles if you let me keep my Book of Facts.”