Back in the 80s I had a trailer in northern Vermont and some great friends from Burlington. In the summer we would sit around the campfire drink Canadian beer that I had brought down with me and they’d poke fun at me for being a Canadian or more precisely “shopping cart people” since shopping was one of the biggest things Canadians did in northern US towns and with my Canadian accent I’d call them crazy Amerkins. We’d all laugh. Then one day they explained to me what a merkin was. D’OH!!!
I got called up once for jury duty. When I arrived at the selection process they said I would be an ideal candidate for the jury but upon closer review of my name they discovered my son was a witness for the prosecution. DISMISSED.
♫ If I had forty dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
(But we would eat Kraft dinner)
(Of course we would, we’d just eat more)
(And buy really expensive ketchups with it)
(That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups, hmm)
If I had forty dollars, (if I had forty dollars)
I’d be rich ♫
The best thing to invest your money in is Beer. That way when the stock market crashes you’ll still have your empties to cash in.
I had no problem reading it either. It was a suggestion not a comment or criticism
Yep. Been there. Done that. Not going back.
Rory’s Canadian. He’s not a merkin.
and if you order in the next ten minutes we’ll double your order. That’s right, two singing bass for the price of one. Just pay separate shipping and handling.
Instead of putting slashes after each sentence try hitting enter twice and it will look like this…
If I had been a Heathen,
I’d have piled my pyre on high,
And in a great red whirlwind
Gone roaring to the sky;
But Higgins is a Heathen,
And a richer man than I:
And they put him in an oven,
Just as if he were a pie.