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1. about 3 hours ago on The Barn

   Back in the 80s I had a trailer in northern Vermont and some great friends from Burlington. In the summer we would sit around the campfire drink Canadian beer that I had brought down with me and they’d poke fun at me for being a Canadian or more precisely “shopping cart people” since shopping was one of the biggest things Canadians did in northern US towns and with my Canadian accent I’d call them crazy Amerkins. We’d all laugh. Then one day they explained to me what a merkin was. D’OH!!!

2. about 3 hours ago on Daddy's Home

   I got called up once for jury duty. When I arrived at the selection process they said I would be an ideal candidate for the jury but upon closer review of my name they discovered my son was a witness for the prosecution. DISMISSED.

3. about 5 hours ago on Peanuts

   ♫ If I had forty dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner

   (But we would eat Kraft dinner)

   (Of course we would, we’d just eat more)

   (And buy really expensive ketchups with it)

   (That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups, hmm)

   If I had forty dollars, (if I had forty dollars)

   I’d be rich ♫

4. about 5 hours ago on Daddy's Home

   Nothing Tony?

5. about 5 hours ago on Strange Brew

   The best thing to invest your money in is Beer. That way when the stock market crashes you’ll still have your empties to cash in.

6. 1 day ago on Strange Brew

   I had no problem reading it either. It was a suggestion not a comment or criticism

7. 1 day ago on Daddy's Home

   Yep. Been there. Done that. Not going back.

8. 1 day ago on The Barn

   Rory’s Canadian. He’s not a merkin.

9. 1 day ago on Rubes

   and if you order in the next ten minutes we’ll double your order. That’s right, two singing bass for the price of one. Just pay separate shipping and handling.

10. 1 day ago on Strange Brew

    Instead of putting slashes after each sentence try hitting enter twice and it will look like this…

    If I had been a Heathen,

    I’d have piled my pyre on high,

    And in a great red whirlwind

    Gone roaring to the sky;

    But Higgins is a Heathen,

    And a richer man than I:

    And they put him in an oven,

    Just as if he were a pie.