70th birthday

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  1. about 15 hours ago on Daddy's Home

    My sister played piano by ear while I fiddled with my navel.

  2. about 15 hours ago on Daddy's Home

    Oh my god! That just brought back some fun memories.

  3. 1 day ago on Strange Brew

    It’s not about the kids.

  4. 1 day ago on Strange Brew

    All over again.

  5. 1 day ago on The Duplex

    or at least get the Reader’s Digest version.

  6. 1 day ago on B.C.

    I like Elaine’s version better…

    Yes. Mr. Lippman. It was his mistress who insisted he called it “War and Peace.”

    ♫♪

    “War—What Is It Good For.”

    Absolutely nothin’!

    ♪♫

    That’s the song that they got from Tolstoy.

  7. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Beat me to it. See below.

  8. 1 day ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    This is System Planet 6! System Planet 7 exploded 6 months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste. Spaceman Spiff never bothered to check on our progress.

    With apologies to Khan Noonien Singh

  9. 1 day ago on Free Range

    Must be a North Korean cat, with all those medals.

  10. 3 days ago on Scary Gary

    ♫♪

    Just walk away, Garée

    You won’t see me follow you back home

    The empty sidewalks on my block are not the same

    You’re not to blame

    ♪♫