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1. less than a minute ago on Free Range

   ♪♫

   You are a fluke of the universe.

   You have no right to be here.

   And whether you can hear it or not,

   The universe is laughing behind your back

   ♫♪

2. about 18 hours ago on Daddy's Home

   But the don’t rust from getting peed on.

3. about 21 hours ago on Daddy's Home

   Followed by @#$%

4. about 23 hours ago on Strange Brew

   Friends and fellow employees ask me why I don’t retire. Simple, I’m in good health, love my job and the benefits are great. I get 6 weeks holidays and 8 days sick leave that the company encourages us to use. Besides I can’t afford to retire…lol.

5. about 23 hours ago on Daddy's Home

   His nuts! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

6. about 24 hours ago on Strange Brew

   Ha ha ha ha ha

7. about 24 hours ago on Daddy's Home

   If you’ve ever had to tigthen the nuts on a toilet seat you know they go scree scree screeeee.

8. about 24 hours ago on The Barn

   Rory will fly with any cause.

9. about 24 hours ago on Rubes

   “You never know whether their book is a cookbook or not”

   How to Cook Humans

   How to Cook For Humans

   How to Cook Forty Humans

   (with apologies to The Simpsons)

10. about 24 hours ago on Strange Brew

    …so you better be out of town by sundown.