You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back
But the don’t rust from getting peed on.
Followed by @#$%
Friends and fellow employees ask me why I don’t retire. Simple, I’m in good health, love my job and the benefits are great. I get 6 weeks holidays and 8 days sick leave that the company encourages us to use. Besides I can’t afford to retire…lol.
His nuts! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha
If you’ve ever had to tigthen the nuts on a toilet seat you know they go scree scree screeeee.
Rory will fly with any cause.
“You never know whether their book is a cookbook or not”
How to Cook Humans
How to Cook For Humans
How to Cook Forty Humans
(with apologies to The Simpsons)
…so you better be out of town by sundown.