This is not unrealistic. I was at Disney World in line for Space Mountain ride and there were many signs stating: THIS IS A ROLLER COASTER RIDE! Then I get to the front and people are getting out of line because they see it is a roller coaster ride!! NO ATTENTION SPAN PEOPLE!
When i was a museum guard, i observed that the bigger the sign, the more people missed (or ignored) it; but i would see people standing on tiptoes or craning their necks and squinting to read the tiniest, most inconveniently places labels.
I am one that sort of follow the signs. If it is busy, I follow the signs to keep the flow going. If it is midnight or later and no one is in the store, I got whichever way gets me in and out the fastest.
I love reading the comments and replies for the various cartoons, but find it hard to believe that in 2021, people were still talking about masking like it really worked. And no, wearing 2 masks did not double your safety in any way. Lol
marilynnbyerly about 3 years ago
Squirrel!
Mediatech about 3 years ago
What was I here for?
RAGs about 3 years ago
“Excuse me, what’s this all about?”
eromlig about 3 years ago
It works with short-term memory problems, too.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
And the speaker is a goldfish.
danketaz Premium Member about 3 years ago
Remember to ask the receptionist for directions.
Kiba65 about 3 years ago
Now why did I come into this room???
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
People ignore the arrows in supermarkets, too.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
I wonder where that meeting is.
Imagine about 3 years ago
Thank you for coming. The short attention span workshop is now over.
Charliegirl Premium Member about 3 years ago
The organizers definitely know their audience.
Superfrog about 3 years ago
I can’t cope with all these distractions.
Enter.Name.Here about 3 years ago
Sadly, most were distracted and never made it to the clinic.
wiatr about 3 years ago
Now, what did I come in here for?
doctordon46 about 3 years ago
“What did I come in here for? I know There was a reason.” Says me several times a day.
Digital Frog about 3 years ago
Oooo shiny!
gbars70 about 3 years ago
Ahem, could you please direct me to the short attention span workshop? (I know I’m beating a dead horse but I couldn’t stop myself).
hariseldon59 about 3 years ago
Reminds me of Tom Hanks as ‘Mr. Short-Term Memory’ on Saturday Night Live.
Doug K about 3 years ago
“Okay, okay – enough with the signs.”
“I had one problem – now I have another.”
cdward about 3 years ago
But what did I come into the room for?
Chris about 3 years ago
and I thought my family had a short attention span.
Eric Klein about 3 years ago
Last on should say “Thank you for attending the Short Attention Span Workshop. See you next year.”
nosirrom about 3 years ago
Now that I’ve read all of these comments, what was today’s strip about?
sandpiper about 3 years ago
I had trouble with that room as a kid. I couldn’t decide which sign to read first.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 3 years ago
This is not unrealistic. I was at Disney World in line for Space Mountain ride and there were many signs stating: THIS IS A ROLLER COASTER RIDE! Then I get to the front and people are getting out of line because they see it is a roller coaster ride!! NO ATTENTION SPAN PEOPLE!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Okay, I get it. Now which way to the erectile dysfunction clinic? ….show me.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 3 years ago
Looks quite helpful to me. But would I remember to get there.. or HOW to get there? … maybe. lol, etc…
A Hip loving Canadian... about 3 years ago
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?
- The Five 5 Men Electrical Band.
monya_43 about 3 years ago
I keep thinking of the “here after”. Like in “What am I here after”. This happens more often than I’d like to admit. No, I’m not senile.
Stormy Panda about 3 years ago
It’s not fair to pick on people with short … oh, look a butterfly….
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 3 years ago
Anyone who needs that many signs probably wouldn’t have made it to the building in the first place.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
What do you have to pay to be treated here?
gigagrouch about 3 years ago
When i was a museum guard, i observed that the bigger the sign, the more people missed (or ignored) it; but i would see people standing on tiptoes or craning their necks and squinting to read the tiniest, most inconveniently places labels.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
He’s liable to run into the people coming out. These don’t last long.
jbruins84341 about 3 years ago
Where is the short attention span workshop held?
Ermine Notyours about 3 years ago
Oops, I meant to go to the Pandemic Clinic.
squireobrien about 3 years ago
Not that anyone gets this far.
DCBakerEsq about 3 years ago
ADD.
contralto2b about 3 years ago
I am one that sort of follow the signs. If it is busy, I follow the signs to keep the flow going. If it is midnight or later and no one is in the store, I got whichever way gets me in and out the fastest.
paranormal about 3 years ago
I don’t know if he can find it…
patrickab7 about 3 years ago
Hey, a potted plant!
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 3 years ago
I hope I never get that far gone. (knock on wood.) Was that the front door or the back door?
EasternWoods about 3 years ago
I’m too busy on the internet checking my 152 daily comics to ever make it to the meeting
poppacapsmokeblower about 3 years ago
I missed it.
tee929 about 3 years ago
After the 3rd arrow, the signage could have read, “Thank you for attending the SHORT ATTENTION SPAN WORKSHOP”……
Spacetech about 3 years ago
Where was I headed…
6turtle9 about 3 years ago
What does pedantic have to do with short attention spans?
willie_mctell about 3 years ago
Is it pedantic or didactic?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago
Now class is over. You have 30 seconds to remember what you learned here. Then you have to come back.
keenanthelibrarian about 3 years ago
All right, but where’s the Short Attention Span Workshop?
AnotherFineMess about 3 years ago
Pedantic Health Clinic? Don’t they advertise on TV? Oh, no. My mistake. I’m thinking of another annoying insurance company.
gmu328 about 3 years ago
this will probably be useful when you go through a doorway
eccolibri60 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Wait, what was this about again?
gammaguy about 3 years ago
What’s the point of all the signs? He’s already forgotten why he’s there.
hagridogre 4 months ago
I love reading the comments and replies for the various cartoons, but find it hard to believe that in 2021, people were still talking about masking like it really worked. And no, wearing 2 masks did not double your safety in any way. Lol