Smoke ’em if you got ’em.
Personally, I think tassels add a nice flare.
That’s one cup of Joe I will not be partaking of, thank you very much.
Plenty of decent people in jail. The really horrible ones go into politics.
Monday morning regrets are real.
You had me at cheese.
Yes, the adrenaline of battle can be addictive.
Jerk chicken is a tasty treat.
The Notorious Spork Gang youth aren’t so bad really; their bark is worse than their bite. They even mowed my lawn for me. Free of charge! They said they’d bring the mower back once they had cleaned and tuned it properly; so thoughtful. Just steer clear of certain topics and you’ll be fine- nothing about the earth being round, and whatever you do, don’t mention the Foon Fighters, their nemisis. Those rat bastards are from the wrong side of the tadpole pond anyway.
You’ve heard of the funky chicken. This is the kinky chicken.