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Or maybe the other guy is in a different time zone. Happens a lot.
I would LOVE to be 40 again!
My father used to like to say that before the sun was up, there was no oxygen in the air. It was all NITrogen.
Nope. If you feed birds a steady diet of scones, they will end up fat and out of shape. It’s the same thing that happens to humans.
When they see us coming, the birdies all try-n-hide.But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
If you mean the moon, good point, but it doesn’t come out every night.
OK, so you are not stupid. But you are delusional, and likely failed English class.
Don’t be too worried about it. Some people believe that the world did not exist until they were born. It’s called being self-centered.
History lesson time. From what I heard, what we call duct (or duck) tape was originally commissioned by the US Army. They wanted an adhesive tape that was fiber-reinforced, and the covering would be water-resistant. Somewhere along the line, the aphorism, “Sheds water like a duck’s back,” was employed, and the tape became known as Duck Tape. Due to people’s inherent laziness of speech, the K got slurred with the stronger T sound, and the term, “Duct Tape” was born. Anyone who has ever tried to use this product to join ductwork has found it is totally useless, as it falls apart after a few heat/cool cycles. So, when you hear the term, “Duct Tape,” you can now educate this person.
What I mean is that he learned how to make them, but not how to correctly use them. Sorry if that was too hard for you.