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1. 3 days ago on Adam@Home

   Or maybe the other guy is in a different time zone. Happens a lot.

2. 4 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   I would LOVE to be 40 again!

3. 4 days ago on Adam@Home

   My father used to like to say that before the sun was up, there was no oxygen in the air. It was all NITrogen.

4. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Nope. If you feed birds a steady diet of scones, they will end up fat and out of shape. It’s the same thing that happens to humans.

5. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   When they see us coming, the birdies all try-n-hide.But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.

6. 8 days ago on Peanuts

   If you mean the moon, good point, but it doesn’t come out every night.

7. 10 days ago on Peanuts

   OK, so you are not stupid. But you are delusional, and likely failed English class.

8. 24 days ago on Peanuts

   Don’t be too worried about it. Some people believe that the world did not exist until they were born. It’s called being self-centered.

9. 2 months ago on Wizard of Id

   History lesson time. From what I heard, what we call duct (or duck) tape was originally commissioned by the US Army. They wanted an adhesive tape that was fiber-reinforced, and the covering would be water-resistant. Somewhere along the line, the aphorism, “Sheds water like a duck’s back,” was employed, and the tape became known as Duck Tape. Due to people’s inherent laziness of speech, the K got slurred with the stronger T sound, and the term, “Duct Tape” was born. Anyone who has ever tried to use this product to join ductwork has found it is totally useless, as it falls apart after a few heat/cool cycles. So, when you hear the term, “Duct Tape,” you can now educate this person.

10. 2 months ago on Peanuts

    What I mean is that he learned how to make them, but not how to correctly use them. Sorry if that was too hard for you.