Feelin’ alright?
Oh, my old orange marmalade cat was pretty clever. You could almost see his brain working out how to get at the food on the top shelf!
Given the sheer number of spam calls i get on any given day, the most important feature on my phone is “ignore”
“Yeah, but mine came legally!”
Often translated as: “They were white, northern europeans…”
Go stand by the cashier line & help them to figure out making change
Wait…What? You actually still have a landline?
Less said the better
Shauna is taking the p!ss
Whenever a non-Native American starts whining to me about immigrants, i ask them how, when, and why did their families come to America.
Maybe he’d be happier in Hungary, given TFG’s & CPAC’s love affair with Viktor Orban & his neofascist regime.
Feelin’ alright?