1 Wait a minute, if he’s nowhere else to be seen, the crook must be the umbrella guy in disguise!
you’re lucky Grog didn’t flatten you first.
Unusual weather we’re having, ain’t we.
That you Clyde?
Et tu Barney?
Hopefully it’s you.
1 no doubt about it, Bozo has got to start procuring better belts.
2 Hope he remembered the Miracle-Gro.
3 How official can you get?
Doggy poetry slam.
There was a sketch comedy show, possibly Keep on Trucking, with a bit called X-rated movies edited for TV with much the same premise.