A man from the continent ( Europe ) comes over to America as a tourist. He dwcides to have a meal at a nice restaurant. When he’s seated the waitress comes over and asks the gentleman what he would like to order.
“A quickie” the man says
The waitress blushes and turns around to compose herself.
Again she asks what he would like to order
“A quickie” the man says
The waitress is getting annoyed
She asks a third time what he would like to order
“A quickie” the man says
The waitress can’t stand his behaviour and smacks him cross the face
Man at the next able leans over and whispers to the tourist, “Over he we pronounce it keesh”
I can think of one in particular