We start the work week on Sunday, Mondays still suck
And here I was expecting a joke about their signs by compatible.
Will you be delaying our 20% raises beyond tomorrow?Do you still want to work here?Will you be here after your October 1st resignation?
He failed, bell bottoms started to come back last May
You are now in charge of the death sentences.
He must have failed basic biology, while she passed phycology.
Ah, I anticipated that. And that is why it was soaked in tabasco sauce before I handed it in.
Bill had something much more important that tax breaks or even his studying at an Ivy League University. His little-known back story from a New York Times report which said that it was Gates’ mother, Mary, who convinced IBM to hire Microsoft to build an operating system for its computers. Mary was the first woman president of United Way back in the 1980s and it was her position as the leader of the board which helped Microsoft land such a big customer when it was just starting out.John Opel, the then chairman of IBM, happened to be a fellow-committee member of the same board and Mary managed to convince him to give Microsoft a chance.
You need to lose it if you want one early
Should have gone with the “it is the perfect temperature for bugs to breed, and he loves eating them when he can find them” ploy