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There’s a “laud app” for that.
“And that’s with the military discount. [Shouldn’t that be ‘upcount’?]”
Nope. They’re dissing the “bean counters”.
“doesn’t include manual labour”
And finding an instruction manual is hard work.
“Why does Jack look like a deer in the headlights?”
I’m suddenly wondering why they’re called HEADlights.
“Don’t ask questions you really don’t want to know the answer to.”
What I really want is to (over)turn The Turtle.
Watch out! He has his back up.
“And, as my father used to say: Whadda ya trying to do, heat the whole outdoors?!”
And the oil companies replied, “Hey, that’s a great idea!”
“It’s turtles all the way down!”
How low can they go?
“Is that currency backed with a stockpile of turtles?”
A stock pile? No, it’s a very select pile.
Curing a hiccup is not the same as knocking a hick down.