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“He needs red and yellow cards.”
Who’s going to suffer from carditis?
“Grabbers ! They hold on to your arm , I figure it’s because they are afraid you are going to walk away if they don’t.”
It’s been a very long time since anybody tried that with me. And nobody ever did it twice.
“Depends if you are dealing with Euclidean space or hyper spatial non-Euclidean space!”
Eu R clidding me!
“The Compost bins are green, Recycling in the blue bin, and Garbage in the black bin, here in town.”
How many bears in your town?
“I don’t think any of us enjoy having our personal space invaded.”
I don’t seem to have a paranoid concept of “my space”… unless it’s someone invading my home. But if you deliberately touch me without my invitation or prior consent… beware!
Who’s the genie-us?
“I’m not touching that with a ten foot poll.”
A poll that only asks five people is invalid.
“I wouldn’t tell Bleeb that, if I were you!!!”
I wasn’t planning to.
“How do you draw farts coming out the other end?”
You don’t need to draw them out. They come out without external assistance.
“He’s wrong about 75% of the time, but people still listen to him.”
Hey, the meteorologist is still right more often than most politicians. Even though he’s paid less.
“He needs red and yellow cards.”
Who’s going to suffer from carditis?