Some “Minnesota Nice” from Prince: “Gett off, 23 positions in a one night stand – Gett off, I’ll only call you after if you say I can – Gett off, let a woman be a woman and a man be a man.”
My sexual orientation is straightforward…I am trysexual. i will try anything with anyone at least twice. I want to be sure i don’t like something before I give up on the activity.
At first I thought this was a reference to the 1959 film North by Northwest starring Cary Grant, but as it turns out it is referring to “SXSW and colloquially referred to as South By, is an annual conglomeration of parallel film, interactive media, and music festivals and conferences organized jointly that take place in mid-March in Austin, Texas, United States.”
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
North by Northwest
Gent over 3 years ago
There are totally sixty nine different orientations.
sirbadger over 3 years ago
I face the moon.
Algolei I over 3 years ago
I like to look upward so I can see the clock.
pearlsbs over 3 years ago
Missionary?
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
I lie on my back with no clothes on, so I can be a sundial.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
if you’re having a romance towards the west, would it be your sexual occidentation?
Dillithamir over 3 years ago
I am so putting in “east” next time I have to answer that question
gocomics over 3 years ago
“south by southwest” is, of course, the name of a famous music festival
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 3 years ago
If you orient using Feng shui the outcome will be more harmonious.
Actually most Feng shui instructions for bed placement are focused on good sleep and prosperity. Sexual orientations appear to be secondary.
Martin I over 3 years ago
A swinger, eh?
Caldonia over 3 years ago
Why would someone put that on a form? Is this snail mail dating?
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
i’d put down ‘positive’…
mattro65 over 3 years ago
I’m married. I’d have to say non-sexual.
salakfarm Premium Member over 3 years ago
What’s Austin got to do with it?
Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Interesting visuals. I’m overwhelmed, lol.
gbars70 over 3 years ago
Those north facers are truly decadent…
iggyman over 3 years ago
Orient-ation? Japan? China maybe?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
I didn’t attend the orientation class.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Don’t say face-east you might be considered a drumpf supporter"
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
The Orient is considered the Far East.
hariseldon59 over 3 years ago
Face east? Is Pig Muslim?
lavender headgear over 3 years ago
If Pig faces west, would that be sexual occidentation?
Procat Premium Member over 3 years ago
Remember to practice social distancing
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
South of de boarder, down Mexico’s way…
Ralph Newbill over 3 years ago
North… definitely the frozen tundra…
A Common 'tator over 3 years ago
I can’t believe no one has mentioned… When the form asks sex… I always put “Yes please”…
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
Pig has a girlfriend, so he’s straight.
diskus Premium Member over 3 years ago
This is the wittiest thing I have read here in a while
ERBEN2 over 3 years ago
I’m lost ??
TheBigPickle over 3 years ago
Pig has sex?
josballard over 3 years ago
Horizontal usually for me.
Linguist over 3 years ago
Sexual orientation? Ask my wife …
Besides, at 76, I’m grateful that I can still get oriented!
Reader over 3 years ago
Orientation should have a variety of activities in which to become more involved!
walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago
Some “Minnesota Nice” from Prince: “Gett off, 23 positions in a one night stand – Gett off, I’ll only call you after if you say I can – Gett off, let a woman be a woman and a man be a man.”
artegal over 3 years ago
Now I finally understand what the “Q” stands for.
Bruce1253 over 3 years ago
I’d hazard a guess that there is a lot of sex at “South By Southwest.”
Rob Smith Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pig can’t follow directions.
KEA over 3 years ago
I’m human. I don’t know who needs to know more than that.
Rokittman over 3 years ago
Doggy style, so you can both watch tv!
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
My sexual orientation is as frequent and as freaky as possible. TMI?
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Given it’s a corkscrew, it depends
Flintlock5 over 3 years ago
I’m fascinated with steam locomotives. Does that make me trains-gendered?
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Rat had one of the best comments that I’ve ever read in a comic.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
I think a censor somewhere got a brain cramp over this one.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
That question is illegal, except for high class ‘dates.’
rstove428 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Best comments ever, in any strip.
hooglah over 3 years ago
I just say “on top”.
The Brooklyn Accent over 3 years ago
“There are men who love women who love men,
And women who love women every now and then;
There are men who love men, because they can’t pretend
They are men who love women who love men."
—R.I.P. Steve Goodman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O2AmgrJ0tY
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
My sexual orientation is straightforward…I am trysexual. i will try anything with anyone at least twice. I want to be sure i don’t like something before I give up on the activity.
Moonkey Premium Member over 3 years ago
I would skip it or write yes. I skip race, too. I hate forms these days. I know who I am.
Eric S over 3 years ago
What about South by Northeast?
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
You know you have been working with computers too long when you walk into a bar, and someone comes over to you and asks your orientation.
And you say “portrait”.
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
At first I thought this was a reference to the 1959 film North by Northwest starring Cary Grant, but as it turns out it is referring to “SXSW and colloquially referred to as South By, is an annual conglomeration of parallel film, interactive media, and music festivals and conferences organized jointly that take place in mid-March in Austin, Texas, United States.”
walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just be careful to not get a East infection.
knight1192a over 3 years ago
And on the solstice he makes a full 360 degree turn around the compass.
God, today’s strip gave me an extremely badly needed laugh.
Ginny Premium Member over 3 years ago
Obviously – North By Northwest ala Cary Grant.
jtrevor99 over 3 years ago
I’m 39 1/2 and still have my “V” card, so…same, I suppose.
LrdSlvrhnd over 3 years ago
“Usually lying down in bed.”
Liam Astle Premium Member over 3 years ago
“How do I describe my attraction to the stool I’m sitting on?”
aerotica69 over 3 years ago
“East” is my answer from now on!
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Just so long as you get to do “it”! You’re a better man than I, Pig….
SociallyAwkwardDashite over 3 years ago
East is a very fitting sexual orientation for Pig.