I’m starting to yearn for a little social distance from my kids.
Someone needs to tell my kids about that full house rule so they’ll go out and play and give me a minute of peace.
That’s the American Way. Give me the money!
There’s an image I could have lived without. It’s bad enough we listen to his oral diarrhea.
But-Obamagate. Hes guilty, of being president while black.
As Tweety hops away whistling “Look out, Stagger Lee.”
Must you constantly be so literate and well-read? I have three young boys, I barely have time to read the ingredients.
There’s something associated with my butt that could kill a man but it’s not butt-cheek power.
Shouldn’t the second panel be the first?
Try anything besides beets. You could say everything beats beets.