Concord, NH is pronounced like “conquered” not “Concorde”. There was much derision when President Bartlet on the West Wing, supposedly from NH who spent much time in the legislature, pronounced it “Concorde”.
Worth it, if the puppet was trying to get him to give up steak!
All dogs go to Heaven, it doesn’t say anything about whence they come!
I’m not sure I’d ask for a raise in my allowance so soon after pushing the car into a ditch…
1) It’s the phone that’s smart, not her! 2) It’s a waterproof phone, so she’s hoping it’ll act like an umbrella. Like I said, it’s the phone that’s smart, not her…
Maybe Monty put himself in the Duplicator (which duplicates everything, including clothes) so he could give himself a hand on the cloning.
Nope, I meant Lupin, he who gets nekkid and goes invisible except for his eyes, ears, and smile.
I outgrew them.
But the paramedics still need room to work on them on the way to the hospital!
Shortly after I was born, my parents took me to the doctor. The doctor opined that I was allergic to the dog, the cat, and the shag rug, and they should get rid of them. My mother responded, “We had the dog, the cat, and the rug first. If we get rid of anything, it’ll be the baby!”
(They decided to keep everything, including me.)