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The grapefruit sounds more like Opal
Is she complimenting or insulting him? I can’t tell.
That tells me more about the Nobel prize committee than I ever want to know.
How about limericks?
Wow, he’s already whipped.
Just be sure to turn off the app when you answer calls.
It would be pretty pathetic if you can’t even win arguments inside your own head.
Inside his head is the only place he can win an argument with Opal.
A 60+ year old car that never had so much as a crease in the fender? That has to be a record.