What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?
It still triggers mine, and it tickles too. I had to get a special toothpaste to reduce the gagging while I giggle.
…the head, I mean. Not the breast.
I mean, probably?
Not if Kathy Griffin’s holding it!
I don’t hope anyone dies, not even Trump. And I’ve disliked that pompous insert-expletive-here since the mid 80s.
I just want him to go to jail. On Mars.
I would prefer having fewer 4 year olds in college, but what do I know.
When A-Team meets F Troop.
(Wow, there’s an old one. Anyone else remember F Troop?)
I have a pot of soup on the stove that I’ve been adding to for three days now. I find it can’t go much past a week, though, or the chicken starts to taste a little…funny.
Is Poncho just holding the other end of his tether, or is it going up his bu— HEY, YOU SEE WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE AND I’LL SEE WHAT I WANT TO SEE!
My father now watches the same news over and over again, hour after hour. Maybe he’s expecting a different outcome from the first five times he saw it?
Then who will run our countries?