What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?
A year or two ago, my favourite pizza sauce got changed to “new and improved”. They took out the flavour and added sugar. It’s disgusting.
Some words are their own opposites, like “dust” or “fast”.
“I dusted the counter to make it clean, and then you dusted it with flour.”
“He climbed the wall very fast, and then held very fast to it.”
No, that’s where we keep the beer.
The final line would be funnier if it said, “Quick! Collapse your wave function!”
It came with.
Why would they move here? They think we’re communists! They’ll probably want to go to the UK instead.
Who is this “Calvin” of which you speak!
“Vote GiantShetlandPony. Because, why not?”
I could see it.
I’d rather go north. More snow. I love snow. I’ve always found it easier to get warm in the cold than to get cool in the heat.
I’ve tried following my heart in the past, and my heart is clearly an idiot.