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Algolei I Free

What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?

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  1. about 9 hours ago on FoxTrot Classics

    She’s a pro bono unpaid volunteer worker.

  2. about 9 hours ago on The Buckets

    Me too. Or I’ll find the milk in the microwave.

    Either I have gremlins, or early onset dementia. I’m hoping it’s both so I’ll have someone else to drive crazy.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s 5:25 in the morning and I have some vacuuming to do.

  3. about 9 hours ago on Doonesbury

    I was one mistaken for Tom Selleck.

    Once.

    I had to pay money for it, but I stiffed the guy, so it all worked out in the end.

  4. about 9 hours ago on Stone Soup Classics

    I didn’t write it, I just found it on the innernits.

  5. about 9 hours ago on FoxTrot Classics

    My mother calls hers a personal PIN information number.

    Or wait, maybe it was personal information PIN number

    Rats! I can’t remember which was it went now!

    But the point is…uh…I forget that too.

  6. about 9 hours ago on HUBRIS!

    I used to pull impractical jokes, but it eventually became unfeasible.

  7. about 10 hours ago on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

    Luckily, no one has ever loved me more than at the moment they met me.

    It’s alllllllll downhill from there, ladies!

  8. about 10 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

    …unless he eats the shark.

  9. about 10 hours ago on Stone Soup Classics

    “Gather ‘round people as fast as you can

    “I’m gonna tell another story ‘bout an animal called man

    “Well, he struts all around with his tailor made suits

    “But his mind is all filled up with bull****”

  10. 1 day ago on HUBRIS!

    And here I thought they just sat there on the floor.

    Guess mine is old school. The seat even hurts to sit on and everything.