What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?
Yuck. I wouldn’t put that thing in my mouth!
Vegetable experts. ;p
Leave my grandparents out of this! Proper and Grammar can uphold themselves, thank you very much! …or if necessary, each other.
Same with cucumbers and bell peppers.
The way I heard it, the punchline was, “Pardon me boy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes?”
I know, we named our cows too. I was just making a general comment in the hopes that people would keep eating cows.
What colour will the rope be?!?
No one bothers naming their cows.
What if it grew on trees?