Calvins

Algolei I Free

What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?

Recent Comments

  1. about 5 hours ago on The Buckets

    A year or two ago, my favourite pizza sauce got changed to “new and improved”. They took out the flavour and added sugar. It’s disgusting.

  2. about 5 hours ago on Candorville

    Some words are their own opposites, like “dust” or “fast”.

    “I dusted the counter to make it clean, and then you dusted it with flour.”

    “He climbed the wall very fast, and then held very fast to it.”

  3. about 5 hours ago on Rudy Park

    No, that’s where we keep the beer.

  4. 1 day ago on Back to B.C.

    The final line would be funnier if it said, “Quick! Collapse your wave function!”

  5. 1 day ago on The Buckets

    It came with.

  6. 1 day ago on Rudy Park

    Why would they move here? They think we’re communists! They’ll probably want to go to the UK instead.

    Or Russia.

  7. 2 days ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    Who is this “Calvin” of which you speak!

  8. 3 days ago on Candorville

    “Vote GiantShetlandPony. Because, why not?”

    I could see it.

  9. 3 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    I’d rather go north. More snow. I love snow. I’ve always found it easier to get warm in the cold than to get cool in the heat.

  10. 3 days ago on Questionable Quotebook

    I’ve tried following my heart in the past, and my heart is clearly an idiot.