What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?
It is, we’re full, nobody come here.
Don’t tell that to Trump and Biden!!!
Neither can I, and I don’t have any.
Only when the heating goes out in the middle of winter. Usually I’m so hot that I sleep on top of the covers.
I hope it can carry Elon Musk.
It’s the King engine!
…for anyone who doesn’t understand, do an internet search for “Saitama King engine”.
I remember one day when I looked at my horrorscope in two different newspapers. One said I should stay home that day and the other said it was a good day to get outside and meet people.
I asked the waitress which one she thought was correct, and she told me I should have stayed home. But I couldn’t have done that, because my parents were buying me dinner at a restaurant for my birthday.
One of my happiest memories….
When my father retired from teaching, they had to hire two people to replace him, and one of them quit within a month because of the “heavy work load!”
(He taught at a community college, though.)
One time I saw my sister with three pairs of glasses pushed up on her forehead like that. And she was looking for a fourth pair, too.
She buys ‘em from the dollar store ’cause she’s always losing them.
Hey, SOMEONE was filming it.
Probably the father. Gotta have your priorities right. That video could fund MANY enchiladas!