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Algolei I Free

What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?

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  1. about 15 hours ago on Back to B.C.

    The opposite thing the axe is for.

  2. about 15 hours ago on Back to B.C.

    He said “falls”, not “balls”.

    …although I did think he said “balls” the first time I read it….

  3. about 15 hours ago on Pooch Cafe

    Wait, that’s not his ex-dogwalker, is it?

  4. about 15 hours ago on The Other Coast

    Depends how fast they’re going. Sometimes you don’t have time to chew.

  5. 1 day ago on The Buckets

    As I said in high school, “Yes. Because I know my friends, and if they’re all jumping off a bridge then there’s a very good reason for it.”

    Parents ask the dumbest questions sometimes….

  6. 1 day ago on HUBRIS!

    I still buy all my pens from Pen Island.

  7. 4 days ago on The Boondocks

    The government in the US gives flu shots? Where I’m from, nurses give them. Paranoid, anxious, government-hating nurses.

  8. 4 days ago on Basic Instructions

    Aha! I always knew I wasn’t the only one who sets himself up to fail just so he can see the look on his future face!

    (And then, to get even with myself, I do it again.)

  9. 4 days ago on Questionable Quotebook

    Ah! That explains why youtube keeps giving me indigestion!

  10. 4 days ago on Back to B.C.

    That’s what she said.

    …that’s not really what she said….