What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?
This one actually is from The Olden Days.
There’s snow in the Arctic in June now? Citation needed!
This is like listening to my parents talk to each other, except my parents have to repeat everything at least once before the other one hears enough to not understand.
When your only tool is a baseball bat, every problem starts to look like a head.
Is that Jabba or Grimace?
Where is everyone going? Why is no one else wondering that?
As I recall, only Urkel wore his pants that high: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYqybsp2snw
Never put a semi in your colon.
That’s so he can see what he’s dreaming about.