What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?
The opposite thing the axe is for.
He said “falls”, not “balls”.
…although I did think he said “balls” the first time I read it….
Wait, that’s not his ex-dogwalker, is it?
Depends how fast they’re going. Sometimes you don’t have time to chew.
As I said in high school, “Yes. Because I know my friends, and if they’re all jumping off a bridge then there’s a very good reason for it.”
Parents ask the dumbest questions sometimes….
I still buy all my pens from Pen Island.
The government in the US gives flu shots? Where I’m from, nurses give them. Paranoid, anxious, government-hating nurses.
Aha! I always knew I wasn’t the only one who sets himself up to fail just so he can see the look on his future face!
(And then, to get even with myself, I do it again.)
Ah! That explains why youtube keeps giving me indigestion!
That’s what she said.
…that’s not really what she said….