That’s really simple, and it doesn’t require string theory, quantum wampum or dancing waves of light. Just drive over the Golden Gate into San Francisco! Solved!!!
Pig may be wiser than i was. i worked out #3 on his list decades ago. Unfortunately i cut the grass immediately after and the paper I worked it all out on, landed in the grass and I shredded it with the mower, then couldn’t remember the solution to write it out again.
I had a screen saver that allowed you to make post its on my computer at work. I always included to do items like"Cure cancer" and “End world hunger” along with the mundane items.
Good luck pig. We’re about at that point again where physics is too messy, and someone (it Could be Pig), gets a clear vision and simplifies it into 3 or 4 “simple” statements.
One and two are so simple that I could accomplish them.
Number three is a bit trickier. But you could use discredited String Theory to tie General Relativity and current “standard” Particle theory into a neat Quantum Knot/not. (That was a joke, son.)
As far as #3 goes…if the tachyonic differential s relative the quantum ratio of the time dilation event horizon, then Behringer’s principle clearly states that the particle should be considered to be in a constant state of flux. Everybody knows that.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
He will pick up his Nobel Prize right after he does his laundry.
Sherlock Watson almost 4 years ago
He probably thinks he can accomplish item 3 by building a bridge out of popsicle sticks.
MathProf2 almost 4 years ago
Go vegan, pig. More time for M-theory.
mwksix almost 4 years ago
4. Nap (gotta save the best for last!)
Need coffee almost 4 years ago
It’s all a simulation, and the programming doesn’t go that deep. There, done. Now for the nap.
wesleylscott1 almost 4 years ago
Atom splitting humour…..
luvdafuneez almost 4 years ago
Way to go, pig – no guts, no glory…
B UTTONS almost 4 years ago
5. Convince Rat to assist in #3 by building @Sherlock Watson’s popsicle stick bridge within the SLAC National Accelerator chamber.
Robin Harwood almost 4 years ago
Number 2 seems a bit ambitious.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Number 3 involves cheese.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
Don’t do #3. If you do, people will constantly be bugging you when you’re out mowing or buying milk.
rshive almost 4 years ago
Have to give the ol’ intellect a break sometimes.
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
That’s really simple, and it doesn’t require string theory, quantum wampum or dancing waves of light. Just drive over the Golden Gate into San Francisco! Solved!!!
iggyman almost 4 years ago
Sky’s the limit, Pig!
everett_r0 almost 4 years ago
If you’re gonna go, you might as well go big.
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Instead of a Honey – Do List … tis a Piggy -Do list ! … Croc Power !
Egrayjames almost 4 years ago
That’s pretty much like my list for today, except the first is to put today’s beer on ice!
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
That’s it, Pig. Go big or go to bed.
theincrediblebulk almost 4 years ago
Pig may be wiser than i was. i worked out #3 on his list decades ago. Unfortunately i cut the grass immediately after and the paper I worked it all out on, landed in the grass and I shredded it with the mower, then couldn’t remember the solution to write it out again.
Jeff0811 almost 4 years ago
Sounds like my “To do” list for yesterday, except I replaced #3 with drink beer. # 4 was, take nap.
Markov Da Robot almost 4 years ago
Yes. Go REAL big.
wrd2255 almost 4 years ago
Pay a visit next door to Calvin, he and Hobbes just conquered time and space.
dlkrueger33 almost 4 years ago
From the sublime to the ridiculous.
uniquename almost 4 years ago
I’m reading a biography of Einstein’s first wife that claims she came up with the basic theory of relativity.
Purple People Eater almost 4 years ago
I was reading yesterday that some Americans can’t afford clean drinking water. Is it cheaper to buy milk?
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Most times he does nothing….POOR PIGGY!
diskus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
You go Pig. Get Papa Croc on that with you.
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
A pig that thinks big.
SusieB almost 4 years ago
But then stay home and accomplish nothing
garcoa almost 4 years ago
Let’s give Pig credit for formulating that goal. That must have been yesterday’s goal.
Ksandler4570 almost 4 years ago
Always have big goals. Dream Big
LEOKEV almost 4 years ago
Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Einstein’s concept still a theory – not a law?
jefwylie almost 4 years ago
I wonder how the Crocs are doing?
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
I bet Pig put #3 there just so he could String Rat along. That’s my Theory and I’m sticking with it.
Blot almost 4 years ago
c’mon let’s have the CROCS!
Cozmik Cowboy almost 4 years ago
That is one ambitious Pig! I’m not doing anything, today except proving Euclid’s 5th Postulate.
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
I had a screen saver that allowed you to make post its on my computer at work. I always included to do items like"Cure cancer" and “End world hunger” along with the mundane items.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
If this all works out, tomorrow it’s on to a coronavirus vaccine.
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
A wise man stays far from The Standard Model to avoid all his peers doubting his sanity.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
1. Make coffee.
2. Read GoComics.
3. Practice law from home office.
4. Play World of Tanks.
5. Watch Battlestar Galactica.
Plumbob Wilson almost 4 years ago
When contemplating particle physics, it is wise to recall Terry Gilliam’s only spoken line in “Holy Grail”.
Shhh!
KEA almost 4 years ago
Good luck pig. We’re about at that point again where physics is too messy, and someone (it Could be Pig), gets a clear vision and simplifies it into 3 or 4 “simple” statements.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
One and two are so simple that I could accomplish them.
Number three is a bit trickier. But you could use discredited String Theory to tie General Relativity and current “standard” Particle theory into a neat Quantum Knot/not. (That was a joke, son.)
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
I’ve succeeded at #3 several times. But then I wake up.
cwizard71 almost 4 years ago
As far as #3 goes…if the tachyonic differential s relative the quantum ratio of the time dilation event horizon, then Behringer’s principle clearly states that the particle should be considered to be in a constant state of flux. Everybody knows that.
carpediem329 almost 4 years ago
This is the same pig who doesn’t understand the meaning of words like, “ajar”?
NorbertMcFarlane almost 4 years ago
he could of put 4 instead of 3 (so it can be an actual to-do list
abraxas almost 4 years ago
Ah … they’re just stringin’ me along.
PBS1! almost 4 years ago
I love this one. At this point Pig’s reputation is well established, so you’re expecting a ludicrously low goal.
ibbysaeed123 over 2 years ago
wow