Recent Comments

1. about 9 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Moved to a mobile home with wife and two adult daughters. Daughters moved out and we tried separate bedrooms, turns out we both liked it. Daughters now back but will be moving again soon. Wife said she will be glad when we have separate rooms again. I replied, “Me too.” I asked her the following morning if that means that, after 35 years together, the honeymoon’s over, she said, “Yep. We had a good run babe.”

2. about 9 hours ago on The Born Loser

   My sweaters tend to hang a little loose on me, but are gathered at the waist. I tell my wife it’s “sweater-fat”, not fat-fat. To prove it, I suck in my gut and say, “See? No difference, it’s gotta be the sweater.”

3. about 9 hours ago on Brevity

   Drove past a Jeep with big tires with a young friend of mine, around 14, and just getting into cars. He said, “Look at the mudders on that Jeep.” He then explained to me, boomer that I am, a mudder is a big fat tire. I told him not to speak that way about his mudder, or I am going to tell his fodder on him. I could see the smile in spite of the eye roll.

4. about 18 hours ago on Drabble

   Best laugh of the day. HAHAHAHA

5. 1 day ago on Drabble

   He’s thinking of that famous quote from some guy or other.

6. 1 day ago on Daddy's Home

   If my wife dies, I get a 1/4 million $$, If I die, my wife becomes a millionaire. So far she still says she would rather have me. Next time around costs are expected to rise, so likely will not renew.

7. 1 day ago on The Born Loser

   I’m thankful there’s only one Monday every week.

8. 1 day ago on Big Nate

   I wonder if “Lucky” was the Wordle.

9. 1 day ago on Baby Blues

   If he remembers the day at all, he will be disappointed, but will be over it by recess.

10. 1 day ago on 9 to 5

    He likely isn’t dumb, just bored with what is being taught. What happens if he gets 3 A’s and 3 D’s? Dad would say, “Yeah, my dumb kid just hacked into the school computer.”