If it worked for rabbits (Watership Down) why not squirrels?
And I thought I had an hairy…Oh, nevermind.
I know Maria is just being Maria, however Dad is missing out on a great teaching opportunity. He should take Maria to a library and show her what a newspaper is. He can show her books, a “Highlights” magazine, maybe get her a library card of her own, even let her use the computer section.
Can’t fix ‘Doofus’.
The Greatest Generation’s version of a spoiler alert. (“Hey Herb, did you know that new Avenger’s game is out? We should get one.”)
My guess is cartoon physics. Similar to when Wile E. Coyote would not drop until he looked down (Queue slide whistle).
So to sum up much of the above, We don’t know what we don’t know.
A guy went to get a suit made. The tailor made one arm and one leg too long. The customer commented on it, the tailor replied, “No problem, just bend your arm to take up the slack, and when you walk, extend the leg to take up the slack.” As the man is leaving the store, arm bent and leg extended, a customer comes in and remarks to the tailor, “Oh, look at that poor man”. The tailor says, “Yeah, but what a great looking suit!”.
Rigatoni, fettuccine, spaghetti, just throw it at the wall and see what sticks.
“Hello, first time caller—Give it about 20 years, that will be funny once radio gets invented.”