I’d be more concerned about the spawn of Mary Trump.
Ask her out Leo, I think she’s into you.
At the HR department. “Yes I would like to apply for a job. Um…where would I put my resume?”
Fans don’t cool air, they give the sensation of cooler air. As the boys are shielded by his pants they won’t benefit from the apparatus he is wearing. Since he has to carry that around he has to work harder, sweat more, and the idea will backfire. That being said, really funny sight gag, but might I suggest a package of frozen peas or frozen corn.
The zombie is ordering brains because none are readily available amidst the current vapid offerings. I know how the zombie feels. When our kids were young and I would be so concerned with their development that after a while I would think, in the tone of our green guest here, Adult mental stimulation… Adult mental stimulation!. Or on a good day, Adult physical stimulation.
So I feel for the zombie given the dearth of brains he is presently experiencing.
I would hope the movie version would take it a step further. They have a saying in the movie biz, when a film is completed, that would make a great title to the movie, “It’s in the can”.
I see what you did there, I thought your comments were very well done. I wish I would have thought of that you jerk. :) (I just had to add the little smiley guy.)
Maybe if he used a dial up connection, that would help.
Nor can this land be both your land and my land.
Two days and this is the best I can come up with. Lubricant? I say lubriCAN!