You are a fluke of the universe…
This is like that old joke about the optimist who fell off the Empire State Building; as he passed each floor, people standing near the windows could hear him saying, “So far, so good…”
Something about this just doesn’t add up.
Today’s background music: “Draggin’ the Line” by Tommy James.
“The beginning of a new day is the beginning of a new life.” —Ray Bolger, on an episode of Battlestar Galactica
Hey, you take comfort wherever you can find it.
Looks like next year will be eggscruciating.
Rat could have stopped after “I’m a pain.”
We could always go back to having town criers.
“Hear ye, hear ye… Item the first: The Orange Clown in the White House hath said something stupid again…”
What a crappy story.
Was today’s strip written a few months ago?