I would scream just looking at the pliers.
You would get more likes if you were also holding a cat or dog.
If they like Bud Lite, you can be sure they are aliens.
If you had to pose for 3 days, you would wish you were dead.
Hey, I could use an axe like that.
As leader of the team that undermined the boss, he should get the bosses job, which ought to be vacant pretty soon. (His boss will probably get promoted, not fired.)
He might have shaved before he said that.
But Satch may have said it at one time, because, well, it may have just come out of his mouth.
Your first stupid choice today, Pig, was getting out of bed.
The spider speaking has the best position of the 4 – whacked only on one side, but coming and going.
I would scream just looking at the pliers.