Recent Comments

1. about 10 hours ago on Real Life Adventures

   We took Her Elantra in for a transmission problem. About 15 minutes later, the grease monkey and the service manager both came out with extremely serious expressions; informed us that if we didn’t get a 4-wheel brake job right now we would, basically, die on our way home.

   We’d gotten a 4-wheel brake job elsewhere 2 weeks earlier…..

   Every dern wrench around here is incompetent, over-priced, dishonest, or a combination hereof.

2. about 10 hours ago on Barney & Clyde

   As the Washington Post is not a comic, a rational mind would not make the rather absurd leap that I was talking about comics when I said “journalism”. Try to keep up.

3. about 10 hours ago on Bloom County

   Except the US has no actual left wing (barring Bernie and “The Squad”, and hasn’t since the 1930s; we don’t even have much of a center wing anymore. But we do have radical reich-wing terrorists; they tried to overthrow our Republic a couple years ago, remember? And blew up a Federal building full of people in ’95. And shoot up synagogues and Black churches on a regular basis.

   Deflection? “I’d put a stop to leftist groomers right now – but I’m too busy molesting this child.” Name one public figure caught kiddie-diddling who didn’t have a R after his name; pardon us if we don’t wait for your answer.

   I would name all the actual, caught-with-a child pervs with an R – but the internet ain’t big enough to hold all the names.

4. about 10 hours ago on Bloom County

   Shades of Gregory Corso!

5. about 10 hours ago on Barney & Clyde

   Yes – because journalism (as opposed to the fascist propaganda you favor) is such a bad thing……..

6. about 11 hours ago on Barney & Clyde

   Clyde’s superiority – his great and unquestionable superiority – is the whole point of the strip.

7. about 11 hours ago on Arlo and Janis

   Cat food may well be the only thing in the world more disgusting than cats (except that they eat it, thus lifting their nasty factor to unscaleable levels…….)

8. about 11 hours ago on Pickles

   There are nothing but bad cats.

9. about 11 hours ago on Crankshaft

   Having fun typing one-handed in Mommy’s basement?

10. about 11 hours ago on Baby Blues

    Don’t freak over a horn, Wanda – I raised a drummer. Which, while loud, was not nearly as painful as my baby sister’s violin lessons; nothing on earth sounds as pain bad as a poorly played fiddle…….

    Which reminds me:

    What’s the difference between a fiddle & a violin? Beer stains.

    What’s the difference between a fiddle & a violin? One has strings, the other one has strangs.

    What’s the difference between a fiddle & a violin? It’s a fiddle when you’re buying it, a violin when you’re selling it.

    What’s the difference between a fiddle & a violin? Neither one’s a guitar, so who gives a….crap?