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  1. about 5 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “I cannot stand to go into bars because of the atmosphere of gloom and despair.”

    You must be going to the wrong bars. There’s one I’ve heard of in Boston called “Cheers” that’s pretty good.

  2. about 5 hours ago on Over the Hedge

    The bigger the ego, the harder it bruises.

  3. about 5 hours ago on Momma

    Three children? Isn’t Francis enough?

  4. about 6 hours ago on Overboard

    I’m in Europe (Iceland, to be precise), and we have those cameras in some tunnels and at intersections, where they take pictures of people driving through red lights. This particular tunnel was an old one, with only one lane. Not one lane in each direction, just one lane, and places every 100 meters (yards) or so, where you could pull to the side and let another car pass. Driving too fast undr those conditions can be dangerous, so I understand the need for the camera.

  5. about 24 hours ago on Overboard

    I was driving through a tunnel a cople of weeks ago, and I had my picture taken. A few days later there was a fine in my online bank. Should that be illegal?

  6. 2 days ago on Momma
    I thought she had gotten superglue on her fingers.
  7. 2 days ago on Peanuts Begins

    If someone follows a rolling bowling ball, it’s a foul.

  8. 2 days ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    There is unreal cheese. It’s labeled “vegan”. And strawberries aren’t real berries, so they’re all “unreal”. If you want a reall berry, buy a tomato.

  9. 2 days ago on Adult Children

    She’s going to go to college, become a manager of some company, and give other people fifty cent raises.

  10. 2 days ago on Momma

    All of our fingers can meet our other fingers. Angela Merkel used to do it all the time.

    http://lh3.ggpht.com/_9F9_RUESS2E/TGxEpaSxitI/AAAAAAAADf0/aGeoMB7mQ9k/s800/pod0018-merkel-superglue.jpg