Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 15, 2019

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    NursinGenius  over 4 years ago

    And Pig’s mug is purple

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    Nachikethass  over 4 years ago

    Stefan makes a strong case in the last panel!

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Nice, Stephen.

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    santa72404  over 4 years ago

    I’m a Mauve person myself.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble…

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    YOU ARE ALL WRONG! Pantone has declared “19-4052 Classic Blue” the Color of the Year for 2020.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    We’re all bubble-wrapped, I guess. Certainly, I choose to pay more attention to opinions that I agree with, though I try to pay some attention to the idiots who provide counterpoint. And I do pay attention to sources of actual factual data. Which is harder to come by than you might think.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Pig is jealous because he is not purple. But Pink’s time will come.

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    Kveldulf  over 4 years ago

    Come on, Stephan. Surely this is not a suggestion that we listen to what those accursed Trump [haters/followers] (pick one) are trying to tell us?

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    We’re not PBS fans because we were programmed to be. We’re all just stupid enough to like lame puns.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    don’t let anything burst your bubble…

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Bring back Farina!

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    dadoctah  over 4 years ago

    There is no purple. There is only blue with a touch of jaundice.

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    Very insightful.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    I do believe that all of these people in their bubbles are suffering from VD (vitriolic diatribe)

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    Differentname  over 4 years ago

    Thank God Reagan got rid of the Fairness Doctrine back in the day!

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    jel354  over 4 years ago

    Surprised Pastis didn’t appear to tell Rat off or ask for his own strip back.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 4 years ago

    Purple is a primary color of the soon to be World Champion Baltimore Ravens!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    92 minutes of standing ovations.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Finally, a cone of silence that really works.

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    colddonkey  over 4 years ago

    How about shades of Soylent Green

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    Purple = Royalty … Croc Power !

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Yea, tell me what I want to hear, not what I need to know.

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    David Henderson  over 4 years ago

    That is maybe the greatest problem of the world today. Too many people are living in their own little private bubble and do not know or care about what goes on out side that bubble. They then go all crazy when something happens that effects the bubble and act all surprised when it happens.

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    SmallMeadow  over 4 years ago

    Oh, to be so wise as to be in the bubble that contains all bubbles.

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    aerotica69  over 4 years ago

    I was “born to the purple”, but switched at birth.

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    tripwire45  over 4 years ago

    Truth.

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    RussHeim  over 4 years ago

    What a load of hooey. Everyone knows burnt sienna is the best color.

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    Egrayjames  over 4 years ago

    As my God given right, I will not give up my purple crayon until they unwrap it from my cold dead clammy fingers!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    There is a white bubble around the White House.

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    8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83  over 4 years ago

    This is the best book I have found for coordinating your wardrobe colors; https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/showing-your-colors-jeanne-allen/1114987651

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    Omniman  over 4 years ago

    The universe is a distressingly large place, so much so that most beings prefer to live somewhere smaller, preferably of their own devising, and this is in fact, what most beings do. (Douglas Adams, The Hichhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.)

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    masingermo  over 4 years ago

    Pastis as a social commentator? Pshaw—he’s far too intellectually lazy. I read him for cheap jokes about Pig.

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    ComicRelief  over 4 years ago

    Pastis has clearly been reading “Loserthink,” the latest book from Scott Adams.

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    frequency270  over 4 years ago

    Start wearing purple wearing purple,

    Start wearing purple, for me now.

    All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish,

    I promise, it’s just a matter of time.

    So yeah start wearing purple wearing purple,

    Start wearing purple, for me now.

    All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish.

    I promise, it’s just a matter of time.

    I know you since you were a twenty and I was twenty,

    But thought that some years from now

    A purple little little lady will be perfect.

    For dirty old and useless clown.

    So yeah, start wearing purple wearing purple!

    Start wearing purple for me now!

    All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish,

    I promise, it’s just a matter of time!

    I know it all from Diogenis to Foucault

    From Lozgechkin to Paspartu

    I ja kljanus obostzav dva paltza

    Schto muzika poshla ot Zvukov Mu!

    Start wearing purple wearing purple!

    Start wearing purple for me now!

    All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish,

    I promise, it’s just a matter of time!

    So yeah, start wearing purple wearing purple!

    Start wearing purple for me now!

    So why don’t you start wearing purple?

    Why don’t you start wearing purple

    Start wearing purple for me now!

    All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish,

    I promise, it’s just a matter of time!

    So Fio-Fio-Fioletta! Etta! Va-va-va-vaja dama ti moja!

    Eh podayte name karetu, votetu, I mi poedem k ebenjam!

    So yeah, start wearing purple wearing purple!

    Start wearing purple for me now!

    All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish,

    I promise, it’s just a matter of time!

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    Ellis97  over 4 years ago

    I prefer blue myself.

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    Squoop  over 4 years ago

    It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater

    (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater)

    A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater

    Sure looks strange to me

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    Ammo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I love how Stephan’s characters are always revolting against him!

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    Denver Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    As and expert on comic strips, I can say Pearls Before Swine is the best!

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    dlkrueger33  over 4 years ago

    I identify as Purple.

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    Purple is best, Go Ravens

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    FireMedic  over 4 years ago

    Blue + red = purple.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    RAT is behind this…..obscene purple bubble….he knocked out Pastis and took over his drawing board……

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    jessegooddog  over 4 years ago

    I hate purple and have none anywhere in my home. Green rules, or it should!

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    RobertLawton  over 4 years ago

    I do read better strips: Fox Trot, for example

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    Shinrinder Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Confirmation Bias…the new “truth”. So long Critical Thinking. You’ve had a good run.

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    Perkycat  over 4 years ago

    For readers of Cleo and Company on Sherpa, we all know it is PURPLIE!! And we love it!

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    Cerabooge  over 4 years ago

    I think I’ll just stay in my bubble, the one which rejects the Flat Earth Society as a bunch of idiots.

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    betsypoe  over 4 years ago

    Huge fan of purple, I approve of this message… err oh wait ;-)

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    Snoots  over 4 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be Pastis in the center where Rat is standing? Or maybe that entire last panel in one big bubble? And then Pastis himself in a larger bubble? Wait… what if we’re all part of a cosmic cartoon bubble, that’s only one of many ongoing universal strips?

    The only one that is true to nature is Family Circle. They’ve had the bubble thing down for years. Far sight and Universal Consciousness.

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    jpsomebody  over 4 years ago

    Transparent is clearly the best color.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    You should buy my book, “Purple Is Best.”

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    ChessPirate  over 4 years ago

    Bubble O’Rat…

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    Purple is a mixture of red and blue which means a compromise of ideas from both parties. That will certainly never happen. Prime colors rule!

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    nathanbtlr  over 4 years ago

    He got it right. That IS purple, not violet (red + blue).

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    My favorite end of the visible spectrum, as a red-green deficient guy. However, weather maps legend colors not matching any map colors is maddening. And, what’s with different shades of purple? Can’t be melanin, can it?

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 4 years ago

    So, is Rat the Purp-etrator of all this?

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 4 years ago

    “♪♫ When the deep purple falls…”

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Purple still reigns in Minneapolis (and I mean Prince, not the Viqueens).

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 4 years ago

    I prefer yellow, red can denote hate,devil, etc…..blue, cold,sad…..green, not bad,but then there’s weeds…….yellow, sun,happy,smiles……..yep, yellow the best…..just saying

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 4 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGDbXEk9USE

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Oooh, the colours.

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    Snolep  over 4 years ago

    People eaters are purple.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 4 years ago

    They are all Deep Purple and Prince fans .

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    knight1192a  over 4 years ago

    Which is why you hear more about other colors than purple, their better than purple.

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    Eric S   over 4 years ago

    Blasphemy!! BLUE is the best color!! Haven’t you heard of “ROYAL BLUE” ?!?!?!

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    Algolei I  over 4 years ago

    Is “pizza” a colour?

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Didn’t suspect that Left Coast Cartoon-Boy would be a Northwestern U. fan.

    Anyway, I gotta get back into my own protective bubble, viewing only what I find agreeable.

    Go away, Pig, or learn to to play the Game!

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    comic4matt  over 4 years ago

    If all they have to compare is Stephan, I’m not surprised they’d say that…

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    mjb515  over 4 years ago

    How news used to be presented is that no one talked about anything other than purple. The purple newspeople are very upset that this changed.

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    mahnster  over 4 years ago

    You guys should read Cathy, not this one!!! (I have actually see such comments posted here)

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    Jovvie5  over 4 years ago

    What color is your favorite?

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    One Navy Seal  almost 4 years ago

    Proof by lack of evidence.

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    SomeOtherGocomicsGuy  almost 2 years ago

    I LOVE LEAN!!!

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