Try a swift kick in the appropriate (or inappropriate?) spot…
Now that you mention it…
But Straitlace has a moustache, I think.
You could call her Nagini. Or if it’s male, Kaa!
If it’s neither, call it “they, them”!!
My sister has MS. She has more willpower than any other person I know. She can still work and function close to normal despite doubling her weight over the years due to steroids. Hope she doesn’t get confined to a wheelchair – that could be the last straw…
Would you rather have more birthdays or one funeral?
He never had one!
Cats are superior beings!
Maybe he doesn’t like being slow-fried!
Every critic is a failed artist – they bear grudges!