Capes are only cool when they’re not caught on anything.
Plumbing often defies the laws of physics.
Each of us is the center of our own universe. Eventually, most of us realize that we are not the center of everyone else’s.
There is no pen. The Bic is a lighter.
Sadder still; people watch.
If there’s one thing we’ve learned from history, it’s that people never seem to learn from history.
I would try bacon-flavored toothpaste!
I am so looking forward to retirement.
Hereafter to be known in aviation circles as “The Calvin Maneuver.”
I just always keep talking until I say something stupid!