Whatever happened to the paperless office of the future?
Knowing the difference between a smoke alarm and a timer is a good start.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.Hunter S. Thompson R.I.P.
HELP! I tripped, and I can’t get back down!
I don’t understand the joke but I like it anyway.
Interviews are not good things. The industrial staffing agency places me and I work in a way that everyone is pleased with.
I hope that my siblings are Dilberts and not Wallys.
My beer-drunk soul is sadder than all the dead x-mas trees in the world. – H. Chinaski
You can’t applesauce a house with paint, either.