Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 06, 2018


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    Adiraiju  11 months ago

    I’m allergic to cats. Which means I generally ignore them. Which means they tend to come to me for affection. Which means people assume I’m great with cats…

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    awomanonwheels  11 months ago

    If he knew what he was going to be subjected to, the bouquet in his hand will be fresh catnip

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 11 months ago

    Pretty good character judges.

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    ikini Premium Member 11 months ago

    I’ve read that pets pick up on their owner’s subconscious feelings about other people and reflect them back. Don’t know if it’s true, though.

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    Argythree  11 months ago

    So if he starts sneezing, the date is off?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 11 months ago

    It’s a furry jury.

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    garcoa  11 months ago

    Tough crowd!

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    Z51 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Should have brought your DOG advisor!

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    AshburnStadium  11 months ago

    I’d be on the couch, petting the cats!

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    keenanthelibrarian  11 months ago

    I’ll take the chair – the cats can join me if they wish.

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    Nachikethass  11 months ago

    A CAT scan! Very effective, very telling!

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    SrTechWriter  11 months ago

    He’ll be out of there like he was shot from a CAT-apult.

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    thelost wizard  11 months ago

    What a purr-fect way to start an evening.

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    kaylowe  11 months ago

    Wait until they smell d-o-g on him. It’ll be all over.

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    jvo  11 months ago

    Let’s see now, she has five (5) cats. Just back away slowly and make a break for the door.

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    EMET  11 months ago

    Looking forward means you can look at a Wisconsin flag. Looking backward, find route 117 in INgalls, Michigan. Looking sideways, remember SnOOPY starts with Sn(50) and ends with Y(39) in chemistry code make-up assignments.

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    dadoctah  11 months ago

    I’ve said it in the comments section of some other strip a while back, but it could bear repeating here: there is nothing more spiritually centering than to sit down on someone else’s sofa and be immediately swarmed by kittens.

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    Prey  11 months ago

    Is it the same if you have 5 dogs?

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    FassEddie  11 months ago

    “ I left my wallet in my car! Be right back!” Slam and screeeech. Right past second gear.

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    mwaurelius  11 months ago

    Wiley! That one cat is licking his, er, nevermind.

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    uniquename  11 months ago

    They’re cats. Wouldn’t they just ignore him?

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    StewS2  11 months ago

    The second test is whether he sticks around after one of the cats starts licking its nether region.

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    bittenbyknittin  11 months ago

    Where are the dogs? This would be me, but 2 cats & 2 dogs.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   11 months ago

    Hasn’t anybody noticed that he’s in a dark suit sitting down on a sofa with a bunch of cats?

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    Linguist  11 months ago

    Never Date A Cat Lady ! ( from " Linguist’s Guide To A Sane and Happy Existence " )

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    amra_leo  11 months ago

    Cats worship me…

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    samhuff  11 months ago

    That would leave me cataleptic.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 11 months ago

    I think that i would pass.

    I am a doggy person, but i do like cats.

    And, more importantly, cats seem to like me.

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    Old Guy  11 months ago

    He likes cats, had one for breakfast, fried up nice and crispy.

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    Sabrina17  11 months ago

    The ultimate cat scan.

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    Dianne Lee Premium Member 11 months ago

    I learned rather soon after I got my German Shepherd that he liked most people a lot. He was thrilled to have company. However, there were a few people who came in to give me bids on work around the house that he would not greet happily, and then would get between me and them and growl if they came close to me. I hired a few before I learned that Duke was a better judge of character than I was. After that, if Duke didn’t like them, I didn’t hire them.

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    richkinn  11 months ago

    Cat hair, all over a nice dark suit. Hope she has a lint roller.

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    Herb L 1954  11 months ago

    Brett Kavanaugh,the real Senate inquiry ;(

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 11 months ago

    Now we know why all crazy cat ladies are depicted as being single.

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    dadlivonia  11 months ago

    Run, don’t walk – crazy cat lady

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    lagoulou  11 months ago

    If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat…

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    lagoulou  11 months ago

    Wiley always has one licking its bum….

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 11 months ago

    I sense a correlation between the statements, “I have eight cats” and “I live alone”…. they’re all strays and rescues, and I won’t take on any more, but I am happy that I’ve been able to do it.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  11 months ago

    In my house if you want the best seat in the house, you’re going to have to move the Dog.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 11 months ago

    The real deal-breaker for her, though, comes once she finds out he has cats, too!

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    lagoulou  11 months ago

    Over the years, I’ve always had several cats at a time….each has had it’s own personality. Right now, I have a comic entertainer; a diva; a male hairdresser; a runway model; a nurse and a bouncer. Since my husband died, I’ve become a cliche’….the old woman who lives by herself with a house full of cats…but that’s ok!

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    Concretionist  11 months ago

    Where’s the drooly kid in diapers?

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    Mark Twain wrote: “When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.”

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    Cornelius Noodleman  11 months ago

    Cats always bite me!

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    1JennyJenkins  11 months ago

    When I was very young, we had a really large black and white cat. We went on a vacation, and my uncle was supposed to look after it. To make it easy on himself, he took it to his house about 10 miles south from our house. The cat ran away, to no one’s surprise here…and I’m sure no one will be surprised either, that it found its way back to us about four months later…

    We loved that cat even more after that. It lived until about age 20 or so.

    BTW, I loved today’s strip. The witness chair is perfect for the suitor. If he passes the inquisition he’ll be a keeper. But what with today’s expectation of instant results, he might just leave before taking that seat…

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    Nannette Boulais Premium Member 11 months ago

    How very retro. . .I thought all this was taken car of online now. . .Do people still actually interact face to face?

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    Lablubber   11 months ago

    Time to make a feline for the door.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 11 months ago

    CAT scans are MAN datory.

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    pchemcat  11 months ago

    I had a cat that was very intuitive about people. She didn’t really like people but most of the time would just ignore visitors. Sometimes, however, upon meeting someone, she would stare at them a few moments, stand up, turn around, jut her tail straight up and stalk out of the room as is to say “you are so beneath us, vile creature.” I soon learned when she exhibited that behavior, there was usually a good reason so when asked out on a date I would tell the guy, “if my cat likes you we can go out.” Let me tell you, that gets rid of 99.9% of the male population! When my (now) husband, Mr. I-don’t-like-cats, came over the first time, Micki jumped on his lap and went to sleep. I knew then and there he was a keeper. We currently have three cats (our Cuda died this past October 15th) and he just adores his “puppies”. As I said, he doesn’t like cats so he calls them his “puppies”.

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    Saccharine-free Bakery  11 months ago

    First item on the Cat Committee agenda: are you for the legalization of catnip?

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    pilgrim3  11 months ago

    Hell no.Greet the kitties.

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  54. Cathy aack  11 months ago

    I would definitely trust their opinion.

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    Grey Forest  11 months ago

    When I first met my husband, I had a Siamese cat who met him at the door when he came to pick me up on our first date. She gave her approval and loved him for the rest of her life. Before I met him, he said he was a dog person, but now we have both dogs and cats i our home.

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    jbruins84341  10 months ago

    Best judges of character ever.

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