Calvin the Terror from Beyond Space!
“…To find all the tarantulas under my leaves?”
Sadly, that’s actually more expensive than oil these days… for a time.
An informed voting populace isn’t necessarily a desirable commodity.
“Blonde found in river under mysterious circumstances; bank account briefly accessed ten minutes before being found!”
We all know that person who’s just so incredibly GOOD that people will gladly fight for them, even without asking.
“What did YOU bring to read, miss Siskel?”
Do the job right or you’ll regret it later?
“Right after I call him.”
“I’m gonna need a drink before I leave…”