“Antacids are $30!”
-Something known by every cat owner out there.
But then how will he hit kids in the head whenever he opens the door?
That was from the old “Animorphs” books, I vaguely remembered that as a summation of skunk spray.
Do bad enough, and your PARENTS will kill you!
I was about to say, maybe they don’t. Maybe the other side is just really boring, but you’re not allowed to make serious changes from the afterlife, so they screw with random people for fun.
Because the people benefiting from those tax law loopholes are paying Congress a better salary than the actual taxes…
“Hypersonic Lion Tamer…”
Something you learn from looking for work for a long time: permanent “Now Hiring” signs in the window are a very bad sign.
Never underestimate the willingness or ability of a good salesman to hose you.