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Not sleepless in Macomb. Pick-up and drop-in hockey player. Waiting for decent job offer from the NFL,MLB, USFL, CFL, NBA, NCAA or NHL as an assistant to the Players Union, IHL, ECHL circuits as a scout , equipment manager or asst to same, assistant coach, trainer, bobble head coach, climate adviser,dressing room attendant , security, or spiritual warfare coach/counselor . No college degree to mess up my superior natural thought process. Would also consider teaching work in a police academy or live in housekeeper to good looking single pro athlete who would be willing to marry me. LUCAD" Ranger " experience on a city level. Oppressive religious and political system tactical defense scientist . Hyposcrisy detection continual. Looking for reloction options in Canada, Russia, Israel or any place Adonai thinks I'd be better off alive in, such as Philadelphia, Chicago, Pittsburgh, New Orleans, Raleigh or the Twin Cities, Detroit Atlanta, or St. Louis but not limited to those US provisional hot spots. Favorite Cities: London, Ontario,Milwaukee. Looking for job but rather have a Job look for me. Pabst - the beer of the Cracker Jack baseball school. Records: City disorderly conduct for defending myself during marital and religious persecution as well as a few traffic violations;worst softball pitcher in my high school history; no LP's at this time. Residing in Macomb,MI now without skyscrapers nearby. Lot1.

Comics I Follow

Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson
Non Sequitur

Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller
Wizard of Id

Wizard of Id

By Parker and Hart
Bad Reporter

Bad Reporter

By Don Asmussen
In the Bleachers

In the Bleachers

By Ben Zaehringer
In the Sticks

In the Sticks

By Nathan Cooper
Speed Bump

Speed Bump

By Dave Coverly
The Barn

The Barn

By Ralph Hagen
Dark Side of the Horse

Dark Side of the Horse

By Samson
Tank McNamara

Tank McNamara

By Bill Hinds
Peanuts

Peanuts

By Charles Schulz
2 Cows and a Chicken

2 Cows and a Chicken

By Steve Skelton

Recent Comments

  1. 11 months ago on 2 Cows and a Chicken
    How did Leo Lightning evolve into a Blind River Beaver and was Maker #7 involved in the shuffling of Tyrone Rice powers?
  2. 11 months ago on Tank McNamara

    Pray for Duke Johnson or Jane Doe #386 in "The Bureau of Missing Persons’.

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  3. 11 months ago on Non Sequitur

    Looking forward means you can look at a Wisconsin flag. Looking backward, find route 117 in INgalls, Michigan. Looking sideways, remember SnOOPY starts with Sn(50) and ends with Y(39) in chemistry code make-up assignments.

  4. 11 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Try writing to Santa Gus c/o PNC Bank.

  5. 11 months ago on Wizard of Id

    Richmond Spider bait looks and sounds like Charles Barkley.

  6. 11 months ago on Dark Side of the Horse

    Visit St. Xavier on the wall of the Chicago wolves arena.

  7. 11 months ago on Speed Bump

    Danny Brown will know what to do.

  8. 11 months ago on In the Bleachers

    it might be a molitor ejeted by a gopher.

  9. about 3 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Nobody has then clearly become Vincent Pope, who became president of the 1979 MIlwaukee Tech Trojans and where ‘Nobody for President’ then overtakes the Calvin Coolidge tone set in a typiclal Wisconsin Badger XXX anti-London the 28th game.

    Nobody isn’t perfect, so MIT graduates are now equal to ‘nobody’ . HaHaHalo day!

  10. about 3 years ago on Speed Bump

    Match Game 2016:

    13. Monkees: Bessie or Max Baer, Jr. vs. Lance Link or Lance Parrish12. Boar vs. 12 Swans a swimming11. Dog: Thor vs. Luther or Clifford vs. Snoopy10. Year of the Rooster vs. 10 Zebras: 9. Year of the Monkey vs. 9 Macaws8/ Year of the goat vs. 8 Sea turtles7. Year of the Horse vs. 7 Penguins6. Year of the Snake vs. 6 wolves not in sheep’s clothing5. Year of the Dragon vs. 5 Elephants4. Year of the Rabbit vs. 4 Tigers with ‘BUngle in the Jungle’ lyrics as a tie breaker3. Year of the Tiger vs. 3 Giraffes2. Year of the Ox vs. 2 Gorillas1. Year of the Rat vs. 1 Lion

    The above have not been arranged by Don King but by Katie Cotton and Ancient Chinese ; 12 and 13 are fit for a puzzle palace somwhere

    ‘Detroit Vs; Everybody Loves Raymond’ would be better than letting ’ Everybody’ destroy Detroit teams.

    One on ONe Reality Check: Tim Taylor the 1996Redwing vs. Tim Allen the fraudulent Tim Taylor would be better than looking at a Santa Claus Helmet on Jay Cutler but not better than watching Jay Cutler in a Chicago Bears helmet.

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