Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How can you fit five elephants into a Mini?
A: Don’t be silly; there isn’t room for five elephants in a Mini.
Q: Well, can you fit five elephants into a Volkswagen Beetle?
A: Sure: Two in front, two in the back, one in the glove box, and pack the trunks in the boot (British English for “trunk”).
Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It’s full of elephants.
Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?
A: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.[a]
Q: How do you know there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: There are footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when you close the door.
Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can’t close the door.
Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There’s an empty Mini parked outside.
About 1 hour ago Mudd said,
No, NO, NO!
Not the BALSAM!
About 2 hours ago Mudd said,
Wallace’s mom must love it when he comes home.
“What have you been doing? Do you need a bath?”
Good morning Mudd.
Don’t cut Fred down!
I got to see an Osprey! I heard it first, he/she was calling for the mate guess. :)They are rarer than the eagles now, but Lincoln City still has at least two pair that nest in town.
Where have i seen that? I can’t remember!
Actually!, that was me at 5:00 am, typing and eating breakfast at the same time.