Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2023

Good luck, eh.

In the most recent Canadian general election in 2021, the Liberal party won 33.1% of the popular vote; the Conservative Party 34.3%. But the Liberal Party won 157 seats in Parliament compared to 121 seats for the Conservatives.

One time there were three people.

I thought Pig was the one with the balloon.

If voting doesn’t work, maybe a balloon will.

There’ll be many jobs at the three – or is it four – new pipelines in BC.

Soon, it’ll be,

“Oh Canada, our (cough) home and (cough) native land . . .”

Have you not been paying attention to Canadian politics? Our democracy is probably in even worse shape than yours. And we don’t have the same safeguards in our Constitution that you do…not that that is helping you any, by the look of things.

Canada’s too cold. Head for Tahiti or Bora Bora. Or maybe New Zealand.

Yeah like Canada wants a bunch of USians coming over the border. No more than many USians want people from further south coming in.

Who says Canada wants any of us?

actually, i find this funny partly because some of my fellow (but even much more privileged) liberals/progressives say things like, “If the Orange Man wins, I’m moving to France!” Don’t slam the door on the way out. What a a chicken—— thing to say :)

Canada here. We’re all blowing south, really hard. Like Alberta, we have a rat-free border.

PS That’s true. They have rat patrols along the border checking incoming farm machinery etc. You shoulda seen the action when a nest of rats infested a dump in southern Alberta a few years ago. They started with bulldozers and terriers. Locals were investigating what countries might sell them small nukes.

There is enough hot air by the Politicos to float many balloons!

Can I float to Canada from England? Please say yes!

Canada is an autocracy with no free speech. Obey the government or they’ll freeze your money.

How about we let the bad politicians float away. Not to Canada. To somewhere over the middle of the Pacific. I hear there’s a lovely island of garbage there for them to live on.

I’m not sure Canada would welcome Rat. He shouldn’t have revealed his plan.

After the Chinese balloon incident over North America, Rat had better watch out for fighter jets.

On behalf of my country – sorry, but no. Fix your problems.

Post-Democracy USA, there’s really nowhere else to go…

The USA was not founded or exists as a Democracy. Can anyone answer the civics question as to the actual type of government that was created?

Didn’t Rat become President, one time?

They’re having similar problems in Canada. Try Uruguay.

Rat is floating an interesting idea.

Obviously he hasn’t been following Canadian politics.

This is in no way a political piece because Pastis does not do political pieces.

Canada would most likely close the border

The US is NOT A DEMOCRACY.

Have a large sign that says Weather Balloon, so NORAD doesn’t shoot you down. Better yet, make the passenger basket look like Santa’s sleigh. They’d never shoot that down. (Hope I haven’t given China any ideas!)

(Repeating my post from ArcaMax):

Nothing lasts forever, including this good ol’ USA.

Empires: Rome, British, Mongol. Governments: Kings, dictators. They have all passed away. This Representative Democracy will also fade, eventually.

It started way back, when the poorer people realized they outnumbered the rich, and gathered together under political umbrellas to vote themselves bread and circuses, paid for by others. Of course, the leaders of those political parties rake off some of the cream for themselves. So they have a vested interest in continuing the charade.

It’s taken a while to get to this point, and we have a way to go, but we are inching in the direction of collapse. It won’t be too soon, but it will come.

Sorry, if you care about democracy, you’re not going to be better off in Canada.

Why would you go there ? It’s worse than the U.S. !

It’s The Grass Is Always Greener Syndrome. I left the U.S. more than decade ago and moved to Ecuador. I cringe at what has happened to the United States in the time since I left and am glad I moved when I did.

That said, we have our social and political problems here, just like everywhere else. There’s no Utopia! You can’t run away from the world.

Canada no longer has a Democracy. It is a Trudeau dictatorship.

Canada will shoot down that balloon. They can’t take the chance it’s a Chinese spy balloon

I’m not worried about that, because my side understands the Constitution. Particularly the Bill of Rights.

I live in Canada. The right-wing fanaticism is gradually leaking north to here. Maybe people should pick Norway instead.

in other words, no.

And you think Canada is better? Go speak English in Quebec and see how that works.

Amazed the ACLU would run ads like “for only 63 cents a day”…

Democracy in Canada is also threatened by our dictator Justin Castro.

I’ll float to New Zealand, or Sweden

(Me praying no one makes this political)

Canada’s a democracy?

Republic

Our democracy is currently being threatened by Fox News, MSNBC, social media, and the soft malleable brains of the citizens.

Problems are like Blue Shells in Mario Kart.

There is no escaping them.

I would probably prefer Australia or New Zealand. Like Randy Newman once told us, “Canada’s too cold.”

You think Canada, or anywhere else, is going to be “safe?” That’s pretty optimistic.

I left with my ballon for The Cayman Islands. Much warmer than Canada & kinder than the US.

Forget Canada…I’m looking at some prime real estate a little further. I hear the far side of the moon is nice this time of year. Certainly better then Mars, as its been said its not the kind of place to raise your kids…

Sorry……Canada is still not as good as the US……Almost, but not yet. At the rate the US is going, Canada will surpass them soon, even with their on imbecile in charge.

Only problem with that is that Canada now appears even worse off than we are!

Canada has very stringent immigration regulations. Americans do not automatically have the points needed to qualify.

Canada is going the same route.

FYI- Americans can live in Canada and/ or the United Kingdom for 6 months on a Visitor’s visa. They can live for 3 months in the European Union as a visitor. This knowledge came in handy when I packed a suitcase in 2017, left the USA for 2 years, and just hopped around from country to country while I worked remotely.

There is no democracy in Canada. It’s become a communist country, and the citizen allowed it by repeatedly voting in a total idiot.

Canada is too integrated with the US, we’ll take them down the drain with us. You’ll need to go much farther afield.

Nosey guy may need a few. And remember the wind is fickle. (Maria)

I think I know why Rat’s balloon can’t carry two people anymore. It’s all because of inflation.

When we see advocates like this, one can never tell which “side” they are representing, since both claim to want to protect democracy.

Think warmer and more Democratic, Rat. OTOH, I can’t imagine any country allowing you to enter.

Either aim for Toronto or learn to speak French

I don’t quite get the balloon. Is it saying if not Canada, then implants?

I’m thinking someone is not following Canadian politics very closely. Democracy is threatened everywhere. It is part of the nature of democracy.

Sorry Rat. After 8 years of failed liberal policies, Canada is worse than the US.

The face of the enemy is that neighbor that isn’t you.

Canadian democracy isn’t doing too great now either.

USA is not a democracy (democracies almost always devolve into anarchy-Greece & Rome Empire). USA is a Constitutional Republic ( I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands…) A democracy is rule by a majority (a lynch mob wants to hang the person they caught, because they over-rule the minority [the lynchee]). A Constitutional Republic is rule by law ( the sheriff comes along and says ‘you can’t hang him without a fair trial). This is a simplistic example of the difference between a democracy and a republic.

Yeah, NPG-Guy! Get your own!

Rat is well-prepared. —And apparently a disciple of Ayn Rand’s “Objectivism”….

If you’re worried about threats to democracy, maybe wait a couple of years before you head up to our country.

You mean the Canada that seized the bank accounts of protestors? Good luck with that

Given a rather flimsy balloon, I don’t think I’d include the word “bust”.

To Socialist Canada? Out of the frying pan into the fire!

Don’t bother Rat, we have our own issues that you won’t want either.

Every time I read an article or see a news story about Canada, it makes me glad I’m in the U.S.

Nooooooooooooo! Fix it! Fix it NOW!